Wednesday, September 7, 2011

Grande -- Starbucks Version

Easy come, easy go, that's just how you drink
Oh, have, have, have it all but you never give
Should've known, you were trouble from the first sip,
And your purse isn’t open, why didn’t you open?

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all that cup, is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd grab a Grande for ya
Throw my hand on a Hot Grande for ya
I'd jump in front of the line for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Save the sweetener, from melting in rain,
Yes, I would stir for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, no, no, no

Black, black, black and brown, you lick it from my thumb,
Tell Starbucks, hey, when you get back to where you're from
Mad women, bad women, that's just what you are, yeah
You'll smile in my face, then drink it even with the salt,

Gave you all I had and you tossed it in the trash
You tossed it in the trash, you did
To give me all that cup, is all I ever asked
'Cause what you don't understand is

I'd grab a Grande for ya
Throw my hand on Hot Grande for ya
I'd jump in front of the line for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Save the sweetener, from melting in rain,
Yes, I would stir for you, baby
But you won't do the same

If the coffee was on fire,
Ooh, you'd watch it burn down in flames
You said you’d give me some, you're a liar
'Cause you never, ever, ever did, baby

But darling, I'd grab a Grande for ya
Throw my hand on a Hot Grande for ya
I'd jump in front of the line for ya
You know I'd do anything for ya

I would go through all this pain
Save the sweetener, from melting in rain,
Yes, I would stir for you, baby
But you won't do the same

No, you won't do the same
You wouldn't do the same
Ooh, you never do the same
No, no, no, no…