This poem is all about our boss,
Who sits next, around or across.
They come in a variety of forms,
Who never know about dorms!
Why does he always pick on me?
Like some cop working for LAPD?
Why does he stare at my desktop?
Slay me like a cow in butcher shop.
Forever he carps about my work,
My colleague calls him, a big jerk.
He gets his laptop and for what?
One stupid workstation is all I got!
I did better work than other guys,
That never got into both his eyes!
Why am I the sufferer all the time?
Why am I not considered prime?
I fill in my efforts in DART on time,
Is taking long breaks such a crime?
I work all day to earn his respect,
He still sees me as one big suspect!
I am sure he won’t understand me,
And I am sure on this, he’d disagree,
Do I feel that he is always partial?
Considers my life, more of martial.
One day I will make him realize this,
That, the crack between us exists!
I am seriously waiting for that day,
That employee satisfaction survey.
I will, one day, be a manager, then,
Work best like one of the wise men,
I will lead my team all by example,
Prove better in the random sample.
Ah! Now he is out of HIS boss’s cabin,
I’ll now bring out the enemy within,
But, what do I see now on this face,
His face more like a bare disk space.
He walks towards me, that dry smile,
I badly thought it was his usual style
I was planning now to shout at him,
For the dry feedback, dull and dim.
Around me now, he puts his arm,
My mind clarifies, nothing to alarm,
He asks me, to go with him for tea,
I just had no choice, but to agree.
There he tells me about HIS boss,
That he made in all, one big loss,
I thought he was one happy man,
I turned wise; Realisation began.
Bosses will remain bosses forever,
All that matter is your endeavour,
I realized my folly and that so soon,
My doubts now gone, in that noon.
All I had to do was just talk to him,
He is human too, like me and Tim,
Problems come in shapes and sizes,
If you hesitate to TALK, crisis arises!
But, I swear I’ll be a very good lead,
And I will be the best of the breed,
I will appreciate each SE in my team,
I promise not to groan, even scream !
With that, I just came back to seat,
I found one task totally incomplete,
I called this SE who is part of team,
I wanted details on the downstream.
“What? Have you still not done that?”
I was so upset on that one little brat,
I was just about to lose my control,
I bit my tongue and it burnt like coal.
I calmed down and gave him a smile,
Hehe... AM HIS BOSS NOW, on trial,
I sat with him to get the work done,
A good relationship has just begun.
Bosses will be bosses now and ever,
I will remember that now, forever,
TEAM effort works for sure, it’s true,
It includes, my manager, me and you!
Sd/
Yuva
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
An attempt for a poem
This is a very diverse one of its own kind,
Hear and read duly with your open mind,
Is there anything special about this one?
Sonnet in sixteen lines is yet to begin,
Idyl, is about some hero of a bygone age,
Shape is what I tried best, with no image,
ABCs is something good I really want to try,
Nothing’s impossible, so let me aim to apply,
Acrostic in nature, and rhyming at its best,
Couplet is this long poem, not an acid test,
Romanticism is not part of all these lines,
Ode is not what I aimed at, so it confines,
Shakespearen sonnet ends after this one,
Tersest is my kind and this is almost done,
I ain’t sure, if you understood, from my clue,
Connect all, the things between me and you!
Hear and read duly with your open mind,
Is there anything special about this one?
Sonnet in sixteen lines is yet to begin,
Idyl, is about some hero of a bygone age,
Shape is what I tried best, with no image,
ABCs is something good I really want to try,
Nothing’s impossible, so let me aim to apply,
Acrostic in nature, and rhyming at its best,
Couplet is this long poem, not an acid test,
Romanticism is not part of all these lines,
Ode is not what I aimed at, so it confines,
Shakespearen sonnet ends after this one,
Tersest is my kind and this is almost done,
I ain’t sure, if you understood, from my clue,
Connect all, the things between me and you!
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Collection - Nine
Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Monday!!! Is there anyone in office?
Am yet to start my day, sleepily….said the novice,
Interested in the Transformers II, Revenge of the fallen?
I told her NO, and ended up with a dark eye, nicely swollen!
So many people scurrying for a laptop purchase,
All that just to store loving memories in virtual space,
A heart is stolen each time, for the love so yearned,
Strange! How can you lose something again that was never returned?
Any keyboard and Guitar classes, in and around?
He just asked about some new speakers, with good surround,
And there is another post on Hindi classes,
Who cares? She is pondering over her new sun glasses!
Did you want to book a flat in SJR Equinox?
And he was selling tickets of some movie from 20th Century’s Fox,
Still looking for the phone Nokia 58 hundred?
Oh yes! ‘Cause you want the music on it thundered!
Help required on details, for baby sitting,
Please provide the details, before she completes her part of knitting,
Anyone who has a Nokia or a Motorola mobile charger?
Here I am, too busy on Mahindra-Satyam surname on merger.
Want to know more about the visitor’s entry policy?
Trust me, It’s now much difficult than your trip to Tennessee!
He badly needs info about openings in projects or BPO,
And she thinks, may be openings now are as good as a far sighted UFO!
Are you seeing a hard disk partition issue in sea gate?
And that you cannot proceed like, you are in stale mate?
Don’t fret, if it is well within the period of warranty,
Call customer care; response is much faster than a T-20!
Somebody badly wanted some pointer,
Is it in C or C++, that he wanted, can’t help ‘cause am just a writer,
Why do we still see queries on shift delete items from inbox?
Like some question as part of Sarbanes Oxley’s compliance or SOx ?
Confused about which six sports movies to watch for?
Hei, but what about the one on some race car?
And, tell me about the 2 days trip to Shimoga and Mysore,
Or would you prefer a trip to some mines, deep inside Earth’s Core!
Mystified between Dell and Lenova?
One is a good sell and the other is a super-nova,
Please take some time to analyze what your actual usage is,
Just to worry later, simply by going blind on top brand fizz!
Do you want to know what do you call in Kannada, a Giraffe?
Mind it! You are in the part of day, which is only the first half,
Few are worried that internet is down,
That gives a few others just another reason to frown.
That’s an interesting yet scary link on Food. Inc,
Come what may, don’t forget to wash the dishes after food in your sink,
What ever you do, you cannot improve the use of the CPU,
So, keep it low and allow me to fuse that smile, between me and you.
Am yet to start my day, sleepily….said the novice,
Interested in the Transformers II, Revenge of the fallen?
I told her NO, and ended up with a dark eye, nicely swollen!
So many people scurrying for a laptop purchase,
All that just to store loving memories in virtual space,
A heart is stolen each time, for the love so yearned,
Strange! How can you lose something again that was never returned?
Any keyboard and Guitar classes, in and around?
He just asked about some new speakers, with good surround,
And there is another post on Hindi classes,
Who cares? She is pondering over her new sun glasses!
Did you want to book a flat in SJR Equinox?
And he was selling tickets of some movie from 20th Century’s Fox,
Still looking for the phone Nokia 58 hundred?
Oh yes! ‘Cause you want the music on it thundered!
Help required on details, for baby sitting,
Please provide the details, before she completes her part of knitting,
Anyone who has a Nokia or a Motorola mobile charger?
Here I am, too busy on Mahindra-Satyam surname on merger.
Want to know more about the visitor’s entry policy?
Trust me, It’s now much difficult than your trip to Tennessee!
He badly needs info about openings in projects or BPO,
And she thinks, may be openings now are as good as a far sighted UFO!
Are you seeing a hard disk partition issue in sea gate?
And that you cannot proceed like, you are in stale mate?
Don’t fret, if it is well within the period of warranty,
Call customer care; response is much faster than a T-20!
Somebody badly wanted some pointer,
Is it in C or C++, that he wanted, can’t help ‘cause am just a writer,
Why do we still see queries on shift delete items from inbox?
Like some question as part of Sarbanes Oxley’s compliance or SOx ?
Confused about which six sports movies to watch for?
Hei, but what about the one on some race car?
And, tell me about the 2 days trip to Shimoga and Mysore,
Or would you prefer a trip to some mines, deep inside Earth’s Core!
Mystified between Dell and Lenova?
One is a good sell and the other is a super-nova,
Please take some time to analyze what your actual usage is,
Just to worry later, simply by going blind on top brand fizz!
Do you want to know what do you call in Kannada, a Giraffe?
Mind it! You are in the part of day, which is only the first half,
Few are worried that internet is down,
That gives a few others just another reason to frown.
That’s an interesting yet scary link on Food. Inc,
Come what may, don’t forget to wash the dishes after food in your sink,
What ever you do, you cannot improve the use of the CPU,
So, keep it low and allow me to fuse that smile, between me and you.
Collection - Eight
Child is the father of a man, Wordsworth said long ago,
“You Know? In Egypt, Bob’s Daddy after dying became a Mummy!!! “Whispered Little Joe,
Now, can you really afford that big LCD TV?
Hopefully, you took permission from your mom and biwi!
Just found in Terminal, The Ultimate Job Search Letters Book,
Very interesting, can I borrow it for a day and have a Look?
Now back to the trend of buying an open jeep,
He is not listening, I get it, he just went back, after the lunch, to deep sleep!
Of course, you are allowed to take limited photo copies or Xerox,
Watch out that T’s not some print of tickets for INOX.
Please, please shun using Cell Phones while crossing the road,
It is very dangerous only to you, worse than an unfound bug in production run code!
Please do pray before you sleep, for serenity, while you live,
Wash your sox often, so others can breathe and have blessings to give,
My friend says “Nicely written, but it is in English!! “,
“Dude, you can’t say that”, I said, “We are on pinnacle of the ecological Niche! “
Looks like no one knows where the UBS ODC is,
I am sure there is one project like that in Infosys.
One seemingly harmless post for a tour to Indonesia,
Come on! I never knew Goa and Kerala were part of Asia!
Need a good DELL laptop on concession?
Better ask for discounts in times like these of recession.
There is a inquiry regarding good set top box from Hathway,
Is that a gift to your Dad for Father’s day, on success, of taking his pathway?
Do you really want a good, full time maid?
Then make sure, she is loyal and definitely well paid,
Congratulations to all the folks from batch 23rd June 08,
That’s around 2 years now, since I went on my first date!
Looking for a 20K range Nokia phone in Nseries?
Everything goes by, without a doubt, by Murphy’s simple theories,
Btw, how do you pay your Bescom power bill?
Bescom outlet, Bangalore One, Internet…all from India not Brazil.
Oh Monsoons!! Please don’t fail,
Else let me know you are coming, through my id over e-mail,
Did you just say that you lost your salary slip?
IT Salary dude, am sure it is hiding inside your silicon chip!
Now there’s one Phone break, and it’s called Ultrasn0w,
I Wish there was one in Oceans’ 13 for Al Pacino,
Do you believe that miracles do happen in real life?
‘Definitely! How else do you think he’s married? “, agrees my pal’s wife!
You cannot block in companies, Google.co.in,
Not using it @ Work, is far worse than, The Last Supper’s novel sin,
Why to agonize whether the story on Orkut’s a hoax?
Just know that, James Gosling’s Java evolved from name of Oak’s!
Three dark days in a month, and that’s about the eclipse,
Did I miss her smile, or did it just slip out of her lips?
But, why do I now have this strange feeling of Deja-vu,
When I saw you just once, failed to quash, all that between me and you.
“You Know? In Egypt, Bob’s Daddy after dying became a Mummy!!! “Whispered Little Joe,
Now, can you really afford that big LCD TV?
Hopefully, you took permission from your mom and biwi!
Just found in Terminal, The Ultimate Job Search Letters Book,
Very interesting, can I borrow it for a day and have a Look?
Now back to the trend of buying an open jeep,
He is not listening, I get it, he just went back, after the lunch, to deep sleep!
Of course, you are allowed to take limited photo copies or Xerox,
Watch out that T’s not some print of tickets for INOX.
Please, please shun using Cell Phones while crossing the road,
It is very dangerous only to you, worse than an unfound bug in production run code!
Please do pray before you sleep, for serenity, while you live,
Wash your sox often, so others can breathe and have blessings to give,
My friend says “Nicely written, but it is in English!! “,
“Dude, you can’t say that”, I said, “We are on pinnacle of the ecological Niche! “
Looks like no one knows where the UBS ODC is,
I am sure there is one project like that in Infosys.
One seemingly harmless post for a tour to Indonesia,
Come on! I never knew Goa and Kerala were part of Asia!
Need a good DELL laptop on concession?
Better ask for discounts in times like these of recession.
There is a inquiry regarding good set top box from Hathway,
Is that a gift to your Dad for Father’s day, on success, of taking his pathway?
Do you really want a good, full time maid?
Then make sure, she is loyal and definitely well paid,
Congratulations to all the folks from batch 23rd June 08,
That’s around 2 years now, since I went on my first date!
Looking for a 20K range Nokia phone in Nseries?
Everything goes by, without a doubt, by Murphy’s simple theories,
Btw, how do you pay your Bescom power bill?
Bescom outlet, Bangalore One, Internet…all from India not Brazil.
Oh Monsoons!! Please don’t fail,
Else let me know you are coming, through my id over e-mail,
Did you just say that you lost your salary slip?
IT Salary dude, am sure it is hiding inside your silicon chip!
Now there’s one Phone break, and it’s called Ultrasn0w,
I Wish there was one in Oceans’ 13 for Al Pacino,
Do you believe that miracles do happen in real life?
‘Definitely! How else do you think he’s married? “, agrees my pal’s wife!
You cannot block in companies, Google.co.in,
Not using it @ Work, is far worse than, The Last Supper’s novel sin,
Why to agonize whether the story on Orkut’s a hoax?
Just know that, James Gosling’s Java evolved from name of Oak’s!
Three dark days in a month, and that’s about the eclipse,
Did I miss her smile, or did it just slip out of her lips?
But, why do I now have this strange feeling of Deja-vu,
When I saw you just once, failed to quash, all that between me and you.
Collection - Seven
Too long to comprehend, are you finding it difficult?
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Collection - Six
Good Morning………………..Bangalore!!!
Feeling good? Just checking, to make sure,
Why does every weekend run so fast?
Just move on, this moment’s already past!
Want to apply for PAN Card Duplicate?
I know you badly need it, at any rate,
Info needed on shops for good curtain,
Sure which color to buy? Or still uncertain?
It’s open on weekends, the Laundromat,
While the machine rinses, sit and chat,
That atrocious new rate on parking fees,
“Pay now or… ”, he says, “On your knees “!
Nice story to buy a father’s time,
Cleansed the heart, like chloride of lime,
She lost in B32 her precious ring,
I was in KFC then, savoring the chicken wing.
Kannada to English Translation for ‘Concern’?
I’ll tell ya, but will I be exempted from tax return?
So much for that news on 26/11,
666 is Devil’s Own, no way to heaven!
This is just out of curiosity,
I PINned in reverse, ERROR! That’s a pity,
So, don’t blindly rely on some email,
Even if it has to be about Holy Grail!
Terminator Salvation, of Men and Machines,
Glad to see John Connor out of his teens,
Will give you the reviews for NEW YORK,
Just help me get off, the bottle, this old cork!
North Indian Cook available in BTM,
All through the day from AM to PM,
Well drafted wedding alliance post,
If fixed, will you invite and offer French toast?
Needed a good Mehndi Artist,
Is it for a wedding, Indian art on palm and Wrist?
Hard disk, data recovery and its cost,
As long as zero sector’s fine, nothing’s lost.
Finally he pulled up to ask, with some good nerve,
His heart pounding like, a sinusoidal curve,
Then came the courteous reply, with subdue,
Keep composed; this’ just between me and you.
Feeling good? Just checking, to make sure,
Why does every weekend run so fast?
Just move on, this moment’s already past!
Want to apply for PAN Card Duplicate?
I know you badly need it, at any rate,
Info needed on shops for good curtain,
Sure which color to buy? Or still uncertain?
It’s open on weekends, the Laundromat,
While the machine rinses, sit and chat,
That atrocious new rate on parking fees,
“Pay now or… ”, he says, “On your knees “!
Nice story to buy a father’s time,
Cleansed the heart, like chloride of lime,
She lost in B32 her precious ring,
I was in KFC then, savoring the chicken wing.
Kannada to English Translation for ‘Concern’?
I’ll tell ya, but will I be exempted from tax return?
So much for that news on 26/11,
666 is Devil’s Own, no way to heaven!
This is just out of curiosity,
I PINned in reverse, ERROR! That’s a pity,
So, don’t blindly rely on some email,
Even if it has to be about Holy Grail!
Terminator Salvation, of Men and Machines,
Glad to see John Connor out of his teens,
Will give you the reviews for NEW YORK,
Just help me get off, the bottle, this old cork!
North Indian Cook available in BTM,
All through the day from AM to PM,
Well drafted wedding alliance post,
If fixed, will you invite and offer French toast?
Needed a good Mehndi Artist,
Is it for a wedding, Indian art on palm and Wrist?
Hard disk, data recovery and its cost,
As long as zero sector’s fine, nothing’s lost.
Finally he pulled up to ask, with some good nerve,
His heart pounding like, a sinusoidal curve,
Then came the courteous reply, with subdue,
Keep composed; this’ just between me and you.
Collection - Five
The day began with one gas cylinder,
Please help him now, my near and dear,
Non-utilization of potential, in nation,
That’s Memory Management Violation!
He just found a RSA secure ID,
He may have thought, it’s a sugar candy,
She just mislaid her eye spectacle,
Apple’s fleshy part’s just a receptacle!
Why do they prefer only a window seat?
May be to find someone better on street,
Audition in Bangalore DC, for Roadies?
Please go thru’ all rules of the ASHIs!
That steep 4 rupee hike in petrol price,
Will have impact,in FCs, on Roti and Rice,
Where do you find the talent density?
Over the weekends in Electronic city!
C,v,h,t keys not working on keyboard ?
Simply restart, and have it later explored,
Gift for Parents on wedding anniversary?
Keep them at ease from your nursery….!
Urgently needed one key maker,
I haven’t seen one in many a acre,
Need astrology services for good living?
Love a lot; share your heart, by giving.
Again that, puzzle on house number,
Feel myself going dumb and dumber,
Lost a Foldable mobile of Sony Ericsson?
Is it a present from your beloved one?
Looking for an erstwhile name for Finacle?
Find a good one, for an IBU on pinnacle,
Is there one shop on Nokia Care?
No one replied so far, that’s unfair!
If you want me to disclose that one truth,
Call me from some private telephone booth,
That truly is one such a long story,
The age old word that has eternal glory!
Don’t think of this one as another rap,
It’s really a good time for a small nap,
Don’t go line on line as in code review,
Keep it light and plain, just between me and you.
Please help him now, my near and dear,
Non-utilization of potential, in nation,
That’s Memory Management Violation!
He just found a RSA secure ID,
He may have thought, it’s a sugar candy,
She just mislaid her eye spectacle,
Apple’s fleshy part’s just a receptacle!
Why do they prefer only a window seat?
May be to find someone better on street,
Audition in Bangalore DC, for Roadies?
Please go thru’ all rules of the ASHIs!
That steep 4 rupee hike in petrol price,
Will have impact,in FCs, on Roti and Rice,
Where do you find the talent density?
Over the weekends in Electronic city!
C,v,h,t keys not working on keyboard ?
Simply restart, and have it later explored,
Gift for Parents on wedding anniversary?
Keep them at ease from your nursery….!
Urgently needed one key maker,
I haven’t seen one in many a acre,
Need astrology services for good living?
Love a lot; share your heart, by giving.
Again that, puzzle on house number,
Feel myself going dumb and dumber,
Lost a Foldable mobile of Sony Ericsson?
Is it a present from your beloved one?
Looking for an erstwhile name for Finacle?
Find a good one, for an IBU on pinnacle,
Is there one shop on Nokia Care?
No one replied so far, that’s unfair!
If you want me to disclose that one truth,
Call me from some private telephone booth,
That truly is one such a long story,
The age old word that has eternal glory!
Don’t think of this one as another rap,
It’s really a good time for a small nap,
Don’t go line on line as in code review,
Keep it light and plain, just between me and you.
Collection - Four
Number of posts, clears upper circuit,
Registration for, Health club makes it,
Fast and furious as an electric funeral,
For the First time ever in KEC General!
This time the clash is on the letter E,
Broadly used, to the highest degree,
Some posting on, his last note in BB,
Hopefully it isn’t for fear of Hepatitis B!
Side Effects of being an Infoscion?
Attribute it to 15 mins and hours in nine,
One and only post on Silk Material,
My Girl lives only on ‘Saas-Bahu’, Serial “!
Do you badly need one voice recorder?
Will tell later, ‘cause my phone’s out of order,
You can now file returns without a UTN,
It’s for everyone, counting Reima Sen !
That one email on debit card pins,
PINs are unlike, even for identical twins,
Simply delete it, and mark ’em spam,
Can I help you do that, my dear Ma’am?
She just lost her cell phone battery,
This kind of loss is some mystery,
Needed that book on Angels and Demons,
Try posting this, again in Siemens!
Quit smoking now for a glittering smile,
Need a witty cause to go that extra mile?
Girls generally prefer, a fine non-smoker,
There is no Joker, in the game of Poker!
Only one girl survives, that Plane crash,
She is a Phoenix, to rise from the ash,
Required a nice name for a Juice shop,
Will you give soda-pop and in roof-top !
Traffic jam expected in outer ring road,
That’s a fine info today on Bulletin Board,
Is there too much of Information overload?
Don’t worry sir, your skull wont explode!
A 34 char Display Name, for class on kung fu,
Do pardon me sir, that’s a bird’s eye view,
All this on this ode called one ‘Name IT’,
Fault of writer, not of poem, so don’t blame it!
I have been trying as much as I can,
To keep you amused, my dear fan,
I much prefer to slurp that cold Cool Blue,
Shall I order it now, just for me and you!
Registration for, Health club makes it,
Fast and furious as an electric funeral,
For the First time ever in KEC General!
This time the clash is on the letter E,
Broadly used, to the highest degree,
Some posting on, his last note in BB,
Hopefully it isn’t for fear of Hepatitis B!
Side Effects of being an Infoscion?
Attribute it to 15 mins and hours in nine,
One and only post on Silk Material,
My Girl lives only on ‘Saas-Bahu’, Serial “!
Do you badly need one voice recorder?
Will tell later, ‘cause my phone’s out of order,
You can now file returns without a UTN,
It’s for everyone, counting Reima Sen !
That one email on debit card pins,
PINs are unlike, even for identical twins,
Simply delete it, and mark ’em spam,
Can I help you do that, my dear Ma’am?
She just lost her cell phone battery,
This kind of loss is some mystery,
Needed that book on Angels and Demons,
Try posting this, again in Siemens!
Quit smoking now for a glittering smile,
Need a witty cause to go that extra mile?
Girls generally prefer, a fine non-smoker,
There is no Joker, in the game of Poker!
Only one girl survives, that Plane crash,
She is a Phoenix, to rise from the ash,
Required a nice name for a Juice shop,
Will you give soda-pop and in roof-top !
Traffic jam expected in outer ring road,
That’s a fine info today on Bulletin Board,
Is there too much of Information overload?
Don’t worry sir, your skull wont explode!
A 34 char Display Name, for class on kung fu,
Do pardon me sir, that’s a bird’s eye view,
All this on this ode called one ‘Name IT’,
Fault of writer, not of poem, so don’t blame it!
I have been trying as much as I can,
To keep you amused, my dear fan,
I much prefer to slurp that cold Cool Blue,
Shall I order it now, just for me and you!
Collection - Three
This day can’t be adorned better,
Freeing all from being a debtor,
My Dear Salary gives me a wink,
Wow! Sound of money, Clink! Clink!!
So much for that Statue spree,
Why do you really need to worry?
Birds use this lavatory, all for free,
Coat their heads with all types of curry!
Need suitable alliance for your sister?
Make it plain and not a tongue-twister,
Want pointers for hotels in Pondicherry?
I shall send it now to your Blackberry!
They say ‘Like King, Like Subjects’,
I say ‘Love the King, still no one objects!’,
Engaged to calls or Calls to the Engaged?
Get her here now, than stay assuaged.
Need help to submit docs in K-Shop?
Continue posting and go on non-stop,
Needed start date for facilities card,
He has so much time, Oh, my God!
So many of those top reality shows,
My mom and dad saw and simply froze,
That one weird cactus in Honda Jazz,
That is market hype’s big razzmatazz!
She is the perfect one for Swayamwar,
She dots him, says “That’s my Monsieur “,
“Am too daring”, says Ms. Rakhi Savant,
“Draupadi had 5, will add one, then I’m 7th! “
Configuring outlook for your Gmail?
It’s paid, I guess, but I have no detail,
Someone please help on MS in BITS,
Answer in detail, or in bytes and bits!
All that info for classes on Salsa,
Hold her upright, he cries from NASA,
Need pointers to some good anti virus?
Ask him for advice, that Broacha, Cyrus!
All this for one conscious recipient,
Perfectly existent and not a incipient,
I really don’t know to pretend so true,
For one candid move, just between me and you.
Freeing all from being a debtor,
My Dear Salary gives me a wink,
Wow! Sound of money, Clink! Clink!!
So much for that Statue spree,
Why do you really need to worry?
Birds use this lavatory, all for free,
Coat their heads with all types of curry!
Need suitable alliance for your sister?
Make it plain and not a tongue-twister,
Want pointers for hotels in Pondicherry?
I shall send it now to your Blackberry!
They say ‘Like King, Like Subjects’,
I say ‘Love the King, still no one objects!’,
Engaged to calls or Calls to the Engaged?
Get her here now, than stay assuaged.
Need help to submit docs in K-Shop?
Continue posting and go on non-stop,
Needed start date for facilities card,
He has so much time, Oh, my God!
So many of those top reality shows,
My mom and dad saw and simply froze,
That one weird cactus in Honda Jazz,
That is market hype’s big razzmatazz!
She is the perfect one for Swayamwar,
She dots him, says “That’s my Monsieur “,
“Am too daring”, says Ms. Rakhi Savant,
“Draupadi had 5, will add one, then I’m 7th! “
Configuring outlook for your Gmail?
It’s paid, I guess, but I have no detail,
Someone please help on MS in BITS,
Answer in detail, or in bytes and bits!
All that info for classes on Salsa,
Hold her upright, he cries from NASA,
Need pointers to some good anti virus?
Ask him for advice, that Broacha, Cyrus!
All this for one conscious recipient,
Perfectly existent and not a incipient,
I really don’t know to pretend so true,
For one candid move, just between me and you.
Collection - Two
All that matters is one right attitude,
Longer and wider than longitude and latitude,
And that’s one puzzle on real life,
Solve at leisure, none’s forcing you with a knife!
Needed Malayalam songs link,
Search in Google, you’ll get, I think,
Oh my! That old, Guess, who is it?
That’s Sachin, digitally, with odd parity bit!
Pointers to classes and practice Yoga?
There are no dress limits, not even Toga,
Shops for party, casual wear and robes?
Did you know that it’s here, in India, Forbes!
She badly needs letter of experience,
Right now! She says and it’s present tense,
Did you watch the movie ‘Take the Lead ‘?
Salsa, tango and foxtrot only for those in need.
Planning for a trip to Goa?
Oh I see! You are jammed in Java,
Poor show of Lead Infy audience,
Or were invites sent just for aliens?
Issues with PVR Online Booking?
I see it too, sure something’s cooking,Help needed with some landmark,
Got tips for Bannerghatta National Park!
Queries on car driving license,
I learned to drive first, next to the Bisons!
Teasers on when was the last time,
You were part of some impish crime.?
Did he have a girlfriend, that He-Man?
He says, “I’d stay single and that’s a nice plan “,
This is one KEC General EOD Report,
Thanks Catherine! For your line and support!
To answer on what inspired this rhyme?
It’s just one big Soda, with a lit bit of lime,
Never seen such a startling beauty,
Alas! Have to get to work, on call of duty!
Florist needed for sending flowers,
In seconds or minutes than in hours,
Am just about to make my debut,
Curse me, but hush it between me and you.
Longer and wider than longitude and latitude,
And that’s one puzzle on real life,
Solve at leisure, none’s forcing you with a knife!
Needed Malayalam songs link,
Search in Google, you’ll get, I think,
Oh my! That old, Guess, who is it?
That’s Sachin, digitally, with odd parity bit!
Pointers to classes and practice Yoga?
There are no dress limits, not even Toga,
Shops for party, casual wear and robes?
Did you know that it’s here, in India, Forbes!
She badly needs letter of experience,
Right now! She says and it’s present tense,
Did you watch the movie ‘Take the Lead ‘?
Salsa, tango and foxtrot only for those in need.
Planning for a trip to Goa?
Oh I see! You are jammed in Java,
Poor show of Lead Infy audience,
Or were invites sent just for aliens?
Issues with PVR Online Booking?
I see it too, sure something’s cooking,Help needed with some landmark,
Got tips for Bannerghatta National Park!
Queries on car driving license,
I learned to drive first, next to the Bisons!
Teasers on when was the last time,
You were part of some impish crime.?
Did he have a girlfriend, that He-Man?
He says, “I’d stay single and that’s a nice plan “,
This is one KEC General EOD Report,
Thanks Catherine! For your line and support!
To answer on what inspired this rhyme?
It’s just one big Soda, with a lit bit of lime,
Never seen such a startling beauty,
Alas! Have to get to work, on call of duty!
Florist needed for sending flowers,
In seconds or minutes than in hours,
Am just about to make my debut,
Curse me, but hush it between me and you.
Collections - One
My day started with one big puzzle,
Tried hard I, couldn’t figure out or muzzle,
Need special names from movie list?
Watch ‘Wild Things’, it’s got good twist.
I’m made humble by a simple comment,
Rarely are you in such a moment,
So much for the English alphabet I,
Relaxations end this month for the TIE!
Fine posts on marriage alliance,
Confuse not with a sale for home appliance,
Santro Zing is now available for sale,
Someone wants a ticket for one adult, male!
Enrolled and no table for snooker?
And he regretted on a bad house broker,
1100 quota seats in IIT on vacancy,
That’s the clear upshot of unclear policy.
Thoughts to Scrap 10th board exam?
Must have taken the hint from, John Abraham,
Why would they not go now only by merit?
Age old crisis, he says, simply press shift and delete!
India having its own spiderman?
He would simply be lost in Mallya’s beer Ad can!
Two tickets to PVR is all that was told,
I really wonder now if it was sold!
United by country and divided by state,
My genial country in pieces more than eight,
When all that I ask for is just love not hate,
Someone’s futile ego and one civic debate!
Memories of Good old, old bus stop,
When food was free, so was pick up and drop,
Need info on audio system for car,
So many options, truly there are.
Nandan to step down from Infy board,
Our PM has already said, “Welcome, aboard “!,
Truly deserved, for him, it would be,
He surely is our Infy’s Big B!
Heard of anything that turned you divine?
All Life’s immortal until the first Love and glass of wine,
Spare me and that’s just my point of view,
‘Cause I know, it doesn’t mar anything between me and you.
Tried hard I, couldn’t figure out or muzzle,
Need special names from movie list?
Watch ‘Wild Things’, it’s got good twist.
I’m made humble by a simple comment,
Rarely are you in such a moment,
So much for the English alphabet I,
Relaxations end this month for the TIE!
Fine posts on marriage alliance,
Confuse not with a sale for home appliance,
Santro Zing is now available for sale,
Someone wants a ticket for one adult, male!
Enrolled and no table for snooker?
And he regretted on a bad house broker,
1100 quota seats in IIT on vacancy,
That’s the clear upshot of unclear policy.
Thoughts to Scrap 10th board exam?
Must have taken the hint from, John Abraham,
Why would they not go now only by merit?
Age old crisis, he says, simply press shift and delete!
India having its own spiderman?
He would simply be lost in Mallya’s beer Ad can!
Two tickets to PVR is all that was told,
I really wonder now if it was sold!
United by country and divided by state,
My genial country in pieces more than eight,
When all that I ask for is just love not hate,
Someone’s futile ego and one civic debate!
Memories of Good old, old bus stop,
When food was free, so was pick up and drop,
Need info on audio system for car,
So many options, truly there are.
Nandan to step down from Infy board,
Our PM has already said, “Welcome, aboard “!,
Truly deserved, for him, it would be,
He surely is our Infy’s Big B!
Heard of anything that turned you divine?
All Life’s immortal until the first Love and glass of wine,
Spare me and that’s just my point of view,
‘Cause I know, it doesn’t mar anything between me and you.
My First 'so-called' poem
A good old heart just got stolen,
As quickly as a airborne pollen,
There goes another i-Pod,
Who will I complain to, oh my God,
Did you say you lost a kidney?
Its not as important as Ms. Whitney,
It all started from a sad old , old gift clock,
You can make jokes, oh ! that’s just a block,
Of course, we will never have to go blue,
Until it happens to me and you !
As quickly as a airborne pollen,
There goes another i-Pod,
Who will I complain to, oh my God,
Did you say you lost a kidney?
Its not as important as Ms. Whitney,
It all started from a sad old , old gift clock,
You can make jokes, oh ! that’s just a block,
Of course, we will never have to go blue,
Until it happens to me and you !
Friday, July 24, 2009
Collection
He strongly prefers being safe than sorry,
Oh please, I am not talking about a safari,
I have no clue, why people do swipe twice,
And have a single swipe entry, otherwise!
I don’t have to worry about the solar eclipse,
I hate it when I can’t get food thru’ my lips,
How does it matter, if it is good or unlucky?
Will Infy let me travel, at least to Kentucky ?
The KEC stands for Keonics Electronic City ,
I for eternity try to make my poems, ditty,
Such a small world, she says, and very sure,
Why don’t you break it now, and be a cure?
Someone’s badly searching for a nice PG,
She wanted one decent, to a good degree,
Yet another posting on filing the IT return,
File it now; this isn’t court to simply adjourn!
Photo contest polling is open, say cheese,
Click even a picture of a dog, full with fleas,
He still could not find one working scanner,
Repairing, is it not part of any event planner?
We truly are no more humans, but machines,
Smile daily in bus, not just to attract queens,
He needed some recent Hindi songs to listen,
Is it to sing to her, to watch her eyes glisten?
That trifling benefit on tax exemption limit,
Capital gain now part of salary, had to admit,
Is Infosys allowing for some industrial visit?
And enable them to join here, that’s revisit!
He needs details on furniture given for rent,
Please be careful and ensure there’s no dent,
Government says use paper bags for plastic,
Save trees; No paper prints, that’s fantastic!
Owners now in city not returning the deposit,
Agreement’s useless; drown it in water closet,
That priceless one post on having a nice day,
More beautifully presented than a bouquet!
Some red ties are required for a dance show,
A Dance with Cameron Diaz, in coco bongo?
I fail to grasp the issue on Infosys Diwali date,
Should have checked the leave system, Mate!
You have every right now, to pour your feeling,
It’s a big matter of heart, that’s heavy dealing,
Expect nothing in return, for the love you give,
Live a life like a Champion, relive and forgive!
She loved me much, wanted another beginning,
I had to tell her No, help me stop from sinning,
I really did love her and that certainly was true,
I said, keep on loving, it’s between me and you.
Oh please, I am not talking about a safari,
I have no clue, why people do swipe twice,
And have a single swipe entry, otherwise!
I don’t have to worry about the solar eclipse,
I hate it when I can’t get food thru’ my lips,
How does it matter, if it is good or unlucky?
Will Infy let me travel, at least to Kentucky ?
The KEC stands for Keonics Electronic City ,
I for eternity try to make my poems, ditty,
Such a small world, she says, and very sure,
Why don’t you break it now, and be a cure?
Someone’s badly searching for a nice PG,
She wanted one decent, to a good degree,
Yet another posting on filing the IT return,
File it now; this isn’t court to simply adjourn!
Photo contest polling is open, say cheese,
Click even a picture of a dog, full with fleas,
He still could not find one working scanner,
Repairing, is it not part of any event planner?
We truly are no more humans, but machines,
Smile daily in bus, not just to attract queens,
He needed some recent Hindi songs to listen,
Is it to sing to her, to watch her eyes glisten?
That trifling benefit on tax exemption limit,
Capital gain now part of salary, had to admit,
Is Infosys allowing for some industrial visit?
And enable them to join here, that’s revisit!
He needs details on furniture given for rent,
Please be careful and ensure there’s no dent,
Government says use paper bags for plastic,
Save trees; No paper prints, that’s fantastic!
Owners now in city not returning the deposit,
Agreement’s useless; drown it in water closet,
That priceless one post on having a nice day,
More beautifully presented than a bouquet!
Some red ties are required for a dance show,
A Dance with Cameron Diaz, in coco bongo?
I fail to grasp the issue on Infosys Diwali date,
Should have checked the leave system, Mate!
You have every right now, to pour your feeling,
It’s a big matter of heart, that’s heavy dealing,
Expect nothing in return, for the love you give,
Live a life like a Champion, relive and forgive!
She loved me much, wanted another beginning,
I had to tell her No, help me stop from sinning,
I really did love her and that certainly was true,
I said, keep on loving, it’s between me and you.
Courtesy
Shameless infoscion? I’ve no comment,
Wrong upshot of some ancestral descent,
Don’t brand him under the title, Infosys,
We’re too busy to remark, me and Kris!
That is one habit to reserve in bus, a seat,
A little disrespect marks you incomplete,
Please avoid blocking seats during lunch,
Offers seats to others post your munch!
Lots of seats and shade here to chatter,
For gossips, laughter, any subject matter,
If only you didn’t let me wait with a plate,
I would be in time for a meeting, not late!
No cell phones please, while on the cycle,
Even if about death of Jackson, Michael,
She almost fell off from that speed ride,
That lovely, just married, new little bride!
I love sleeping, snore to glory in the bus,
I even love to talk anything and discuss,
Would appreciate if you can lower voice,
Lots of us, just whimper with no choice!
Please do respect the food token queue,
Joining in between, every time a déjà vu,
Please wait for your turn at the counter,
Alas ! No one to kill on some encounter!
A little courtesy more towards our ladies,
If you have a big heart, even in Mercedes,
Do offer them seats, if you see the, gripe,
Even if you get late, and forget to swipe!
I am not great, just another simple man,
Its simply that I regard you, my own clan,
It’s your choice, but this my angle of view,
Kick me in private; keep it betwixt me & you.
Wrong upshot of some ancestral descent,
Don’t brand him under the title, Infosys,
We’re too busy to remark, me and Kris!
That is one habit to reserve in bus, a seat,
A little disrespect marks you incomplete,
Please avoid blocking seats during lunch,
Offers seats to others post your munch!
Lots of seats and shade here to chatter,
For gossips, laughter, any subject matter,
If only you didn’t let me wait with a plate,
I would be in time for a meeting, not late!
No cell phones please, while on the cycle,
Even if about death of Jackson, Michael,
She almost fell off from that speed ride,
That lovely, just married, new little bride!
I love sleeping, snore to glory in the bus,
I even love to talk anything and discuss,
Would appreciate if you can lower voice,
Lots of us, just whimper with no choice!
Please do respect the food token queue,
Joining in between, every time a déjà vu,
Please wait for your turn at the counter,
Alas ! No one to kill on some encounter!
A little courtesy more towards our ladies,
If you have a big heart, even in Mercedes,
Do offer them seats, if you see the, gripe,
Even if you get late, and forget to swipe!
I am not great, just another simple man,
Its simply that I regard you, my own clan,
It’s your choice, but this my angle of view,
Kick me in private; keep it betwixt me & you.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thirteenth Floor, Room No 13
The scariest number from zero to infinity,
People consider it much against divinity,
The first among the teens to confuse,
It doesn’t find a place even in tattoos!
So, what does history have for this one?
Why is it still unlucky, even in long run?
But, isn’t it a number to mark a teenager?
Is transformation to teens such a danger?
I did go back to history to check this out,
What is the fear and abstention, all about,
The oldest data goes back to Last Supper,
That Judas Iscariot then turned a scupper.
There is no building thirteen in my office,
Which I came to know only on a pop quiz,
I surely wouldn’t play with your emotion
End up causing some sort of commotion!
The game of rugby has 13 players in all,
One of them will lose, if it isn’t a good call,
The American flag has thirteen stripes,
6 white and 7 red ones, that’s two types!
That’s the number in the baker’s dozen,
That will the number, even for his cousin,
Midnighters Trilogy is again based on this,
Not sure if it is evil or good, or is bliss!
Apollo 13 is the only unsuccessful mission,
That surely is a problem with some ignition,
Rondeau, a variant, is a poem with 13 lines,
There is no F-13 Key, as per initial designs!
I have tried my best to keep this short,
This line number matches to value of quart!
No one every releases a movie on this date,
Clearly no one wants to grip hands with fate!
Colgate University, consider this a good omen,
He was in favour too, Ceaser, and is a Roman!
There is no Number 13, in my entire street,
The Bus has removed this digit from the seat!
Why is it lucky and unlucky in diverse places?
Is it the same case across cases and races?
Every religion has on this, its own belief,
If someone clarifies, am sure, it’d be a relief!
In Mathematics, this number is a prime,
Considering the numbers one at a time,
You’ll need two hands and a leg to count,
Use two legs and a hand again, to recount!
My analog clock, doesn’t go beyond twelve,
Which finds a good place over my shelve,
That was the final movie from Oceans’ 13,
Have seen it 13 times on the movie screen!
Would you consider this a coincidence?
Or sinister but truly not a capital offense,
This so-called poem ends with 13 paragraphs,
Thats’s funny, my pal says, and loudly laughs!
People consider it much against divinity,
The first among the teens to confuse,
It doesn’t find a place even in tattoos!
So, what does history have for this one?
Why is it still unlucky, even in long run?
But, isn’t it a number to mark a teenager?
Is transformation to teens such a danger?
I did go back to history to check this out,
What is the fear and abstention, all about,
The oldest data goes back to Last Supper,
That Judas Iscariot then turned a scupper.
There is no building thirteen in my office,
Which I came to know only on a pop quiz,
I surely wouldn’t play with your emotion
End up causing some sort of commotion!
The game of rugby has 13 players in all,
One of them will lose, if it isn’t a good call,
The American flag has thirteen stripes,
6 white and 7 red ones, that’s two types!
That’s the number in the baker’s dozen,
That will the number, even for his cousin,
Midnighters Trilogy is again based on this,
Not sure if it is evil or good, or is bliss!
Apollo 13 is the only unsuccessful mission,
That surely is a problem with some ignition,
Rondeau, a variant, is a poem with 13 lines,
There is no F-13 Key, as per initial designs!
I have tried my best to keep this short,
This line number matches to value of quart!
No one every releases a movie on this date,
Clearly no one wants to grip hands with fate!
Colgate University, consider this a good omen,
He was in favour too, Ceaser, and is a Roman!
There is no Number 13, in my entire street,
The Bus has removed this digit from the seat!
Why is it lucky and unlucky in diverse places?
Is it the same case across cases and races?
Every religion has on this, its own belief,
If someone clarifies, am sure, it’d be a relief!
In Mathematics, this number is a prime,
Considering the numbers one at a time,
You’ll need two hands and a leg to count,
Use two legs and a hand again, to recount!
My analog clock, doesn’t go beyond twelve,
Which finds a good place over my shelve,
That was the final movie from Oceans’ 13,
Have seen it 13 times on the movie screen!
Would you consider this a coincidence?
Or sinister but truly not a capital offense,
This so-called poem ends with 13 paragraphs,
Thats’s funny, my pal says, and loudly laughs!
On Request....
Too long to comprehend, are you finding it difficult?
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Long Kiss.... Sweet Good Night
Every Kiss and Good Night’s not the same,
Like much between a Mom’s and some dame,
Rolling my eyes for something good,
In the cradle while waiting for my food,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
When I ran around in the house, declining to eat,
On the first bicycle ride, trying to showing my feat,
That day of the year when I topped the class first,
When I lost that one big running race, at the worst,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
Like much between a Mom’s and some dame,
Rolling my eyes for something good,
In the cradle while waiting for my food,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
When I ran around in the house, declining to eat,
On the first bicycle ride, trying to showing my feat,
That day of the year when I topped the class first,
When I lost that one big running race, at the worst,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
My first appearance to the outside world so big,
First surfacing of me on the stage, with that wig,
Longing so much to be the centre of attraction,
Working firm to gain some good recognition,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
After school and while entering graduation,
That big row about some fantastic infatuation,
Fighting hard to win everyone’s heart around,
My music system with double stereo surround,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
All that campus interview and discussion for a job,
Losing the stands big and sat near that drain to sob,
The day it happened, when she told me over phone,
My first love break up, began with a lasting dial tone.
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
For that first kiss and the first drop of wine in life,
First trek in the jungle, cutting food with pocket knife,
That Miles’ ride on our second hand premier Padmini,
First visit to Bangalore, my vain mind over micro-mini,
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
A reputable six figure job and a very faithful wife,
My Land, sweet daughter, dutiful dog, one blessed life,
All of these followed by a well deserved pension,
Great friends and a good health, forgot to mention,’
A thing for which there is all this fight,
Long kiss, a sweet Good night.
I sit here praying for all the good things to come,
With bigger secrets in me, really known to some,
I wish I could plan life better from my Mom’s womb,
I still am to find a good draft for my six feet tomb,
A thing for which, now I really have to fight,
Kiss me Mom and Dad... wish me sweet good night.
Darwin’s Theory of Evolution
Season 1:
Eight and Nine months of deep solitude,
Hardly any time to show some gratitude,
Out in the sunshine, now breathing uneasy,
Put me back in, inside, now, it’s so breezy!
Season 2:
Swinging and shining in the cradle,
Hungry and wailing a lot for a ladle,
That warmth and so deep compassion,
Mom’s that love, stays forever in fashion.
Season 3:
Slipping and falling, practising walking,
Loud cacophony, some unclear talking,
She recognizes each and every bit of it,
That’s your Mom, we were closely knit!
Season 4:
He is now out there playing and dirty,
A time that’s just before that puberty,
They are out there still waiting for you,
Dad and Mom, dinner’s served for two!
Season 5:
The solitude now missing in teens,
Less time for them now, in betweens,
Prowling on adventures with some pals,
More pronounced now for boys and gals!
Season 6:
Home now addresses more of missed call,
She will kill me, if I don’t take her to a Mall,
That’s your girl or boyfriend now in show,
Fight with her for everyone, friend or foe!
Season 7:
Calls to the home, now once in a week,
Forgetting my home for a kiss in cheek,
I need someone to talk to, in my college,
Glad, if that true love ends in marriage!
Season 8:
Job! Out there now in this city all alone,
Prayers from Mom and away from home,
All that love now, just through phone,
Life’s not about money, I should’ve known.
Season 9:
A talk with my parents for that one love,
They wish my happiness, for that dove,
I am now married and in a different city,
Struggling to meet my ends, with my kitty!
Season 10:
I rushed to the hospital, my wife’s pregnant,
“Take good care”, I told my Mom and aunt,
I hear that now, that wailing from the entrance,
Little princess, in my arms, effect of romance!
Season 11:
Hardly any time for my dear wife and kids,
“Hei, am earning for them, thru odds and bids”,
Just the weekends now, but still am tired,
Fear to give my life, I don’t want to get fired!
Season 12:
Enough money in the bank, in my savings,
My Dad was in death bed, pain and craving,
He passed away with a small note of advice,
“Don’t bet your precious life like roll of dice! “
Season 13:
You don’t need a God like Morgan Freeman,
From Bruce Almighty, to bring out that holy man,
Is that really that hard, to live so pure and true,
Tell me, dear Man and Wife, between me and you.
Eight and Nine months of deep solitude,
Hardly any time to show some gratitude,
Out in the sunshine, now breathing uneasy,
Put me back in, inside, now, it’s so breezy!
Season 2:
Swinging and shining in the cradle,
Hungry and wailing a lot for a ladle,
That warmth and so deep compassion,
Mom’s that love, stays forever in fashion.
Season 3:
Slipping and falling, practising walking,
Loud cacophony, some unclear talking,
She recognizes each and every bit of it,
That’s your Mom, we were closely knit!
Season 4:
He is now out there playing and dirty,
A time that’s just before that puberty,
They are out there still waiting for you,
Dad and Mom, dinner’s served for two!
Season 5:
The solitude now missing in teens,
Less time for them now, in betweens,
Prowling on adventures with some pals,
More pronounced now for boys and gals!
Season 6:
Home now addresses more of missed call,
She will kill me, if I don’t take her to a Mall,
That’s your girl or boyfriend now in show,
Fight with her for everyone, friend or foe!
Season 7:
Calls to the home, now once in a week,
Forgetting my home for a kiss in cheek,
I need someone to talk to, in my college,
Glad, if that true love ends in marriage!
Season 8:
Job! Out there now in this city all alone,
Prayers from Mom and away from home,
All that love now, just through phone,
Life’s not about money, I should’ve known.
Season 9:
A talk with my parents for that one love,
They wish my happiness, for that dove,
I am now married and in a different city,
Struggling to meet my ends, with my kitty!
Season 10:
I rushed to the hospital, my wife’s pregnant,
“Take good care”, I told my Mom and aunt,
I hear that now, that wailing from the entrance,
Little princess, in my arms, effect of romance!
Season 11:
Hardly any time for my dear wife and kids,
“Hei, am earning for them, thru odds and bids”,
Just the weekends now, but still am tired,
Fear to give my life, I don’t want to get fired!
Season 12:
Enough money in the bank, in my savings,
My Dad was in death bed, pain and craving,
He passed away with a small note of advice,
“Don’t bet your precious life like roll of dice! “
Season 13:
You don’t need a God like Morgan Freeman,
From Bruce Almighty, to bring out that holy man,
Is that really that hard, to live so pure and true,
Tell me, dear Man and Wife, between me and you.
MJ - King of Pops
Mourning the death of the King of Pops - Michael Jackson.
MJ – Special Edition
That’s such an invaluable loss,
That’s as sad as The Mill on the Floss,
King of pops, dies at Fifty,
Small news for India, crying over Nifty.
That’s one name now Off the Wall,
His songs did sing, and there’s one for all,
That’s one fantastic one on Thriller,
Every music lover loves this Serial Killer.
Nothing in him was Bad and Dangerous,
His Earth Song was good and a genius,
He may be now gone to be HIStory,
All the scams on him’s still a mystery.
His life was never in Black & white,
Hid from everyone and was out of sight,
There is now no blood on the dance floor,
Now it ends, the pop lion’s good roar.
Big Winner of 13 Grammy,
He’s gone all the world, even Miami.
May be He’s Gone too Soon,
He was known for that walk on the Moon.
He was a just one Smooth Criminal,
His loss’s just not all nominal,
Do you remember the Time?
When he was an associate in many a crime.
That wonderful, Stranger in Moscow,
That Haunting, gold plated military wear, on show,
I am sure he now found, Who is it,
It’s Death! Everyone has to live with it.
He may not have tried to heal the world,
The Pop King lately was badly hurled,
That’s one greatest legend wholly gone,
His soul just off the body, but the music is on.
That was one great troubled life,
Fame built over every possible strife,
Well, everything now is just over and there’s no due,
He’s been a great pop king, for all and, me and you!
MJ – Special Edition
That’s such an invaluable loss,
That’s as sad as The Mill on the Floss,
King of pops, dies at Fifty,
Small news for India, crying over Nifty.
That’s one name now Off the Wall,
His songs did sing, and there’s one for all,
That’s one fantastic one on Thriller,
Every music lover loves this Serial Killer.
Nothing in him was Bad and Dangerous,
His Earth Song was good and a genius,
He may be now gone to be HIStory,
All the scams on him’s still a mystery.
His life was never in Black & white,
Hid from everyone and was out of sight,
There is now no blood on the dance floor,
Now it ends, the pop lion’s good roar.
Big Winner of 13 Grammy,
He’s gone all the world, even Miami.
May be He’s Gone too Soon,
He was known for that walk on the Moon.
He was a just one Smooth Criminal,
His loss’s just not all nominal,
Do you remember the Time?
When he was an associate in many a crime.
That wonderful, Stranger in Moscow,
That Haunting, gold plated military wear, on show,
I am sure he now found, Who is it,
It’s Death! Everyone has to live with it.
He may not have tried to heal the world,
The Pop King lately was badly hurled,
That’s one greatest legend wholly gone,
His soul just off the body, but the music is on.
That was one great troubled life,
Fame built over every possible strife,
Well, everything now is just over and there’s no due,
He’s been a great pop king, for all and, me and you!
Sunday, July 5, 2009
Name IT.. Origins
DISCLAIMER:-
The author / writer / poet / critic / whatever you pick to call him, seizes full responsibility for the posts that you get to read or get riveted into.
The writer also would like to quote that no medical claims / penalties / charges can be pressed or levied against him, in situations where you…
a) ROTFL and get hurt.
b) Gnaw your tongue with your teeth.
c) Reclining after reading, resulting in spinal cord issues.
d) Laugh so loud, that your lower jaw gets stuck to the upper jaw.
Now that we have made a tacit agreement, let’s move on.
ABOUT ME:-
People call me by different names (of course, good ones!). Yuva, Yuvi, Yuv, UV, Gaaru, Tintin, Raj, Kumar... Spectacularly so, that I apparently, turn around to see, who called me, if it weren’t any part of my name, in a crowd!
Most preferred name stays CBCD. Oh no, it doesn’t stand for any kind of secret service or some criminal detective agency, simply put, it stands for,
A Chennai Born Confused Desi and that’s how I am labeled. My Family rules the entire south, with me, the most excruciating wrong branch or leaf in my entire family tree!
Born and brought up in Chennai, primary education in Guntur (AP), later spent time in Kerala, then back to Chennai struggling to complete my Master’s Degree in Computer Applications, now in Bangalore (Karnataka) bearing the Software Engineer Tattoo all over me!
I have been known to speak English, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, Hindi, and Kannada in 2 or 3 different languages, that I have never identified myself so far.
Now, that’s boring. Let it rest for now.
NAME IT:-
Moving onto something that brought in a big of identification for me within Infosys, without which I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to sit down and exploit my 5 months of bench life.
My longest hours, weeks and months have been during this period. They say, an idle mind is the devil’s workshop. True. I went further and decided to stay with the devil, as his advocate!
Name IT, as I called it and I continue to do so.
Origins:
Frankly I never knew I could write or even read or be a spoiler.
Not a book worm. All that I remember is going to the library to see that pretty girl and spend nearly half a day during my school days; sit there, only to arrange all the books along with the librarian in the nearby, far off, tall, short, wide racks, mark entries of in and out time of books. Well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
I used to be in awe, how people can spend time reading books, sitting for hours together and then at the close of the day, I used to see them, sigh, cry, smile, laugh, slam, break, whimper, etc etc.
But, one thing I did notice. End of the day, either the pages of the books have been torn or the books are tattered for the cover page or the complete book has been missing on the whole!
Having said that, if it is still sitting on your head as to whatever happened to that girl; well… then came another one a few days later, much prettier and do I need to tell you any further?
So, that’s all about my love for books, reading and learning.
As for my penchant for women it has always been good, better, best, bester, bestest. I rank them always high and higher. That’s a deviation, rest it for now.
Beginnings:-
That was one long day, I swear. I somehow managed to spend about 4-5 hours. Post lunch; I just came back to my seat, Blank.
My hands failed to co-operate with me for the first time, with the computer keyboard and I was hunting for characters, words and lines.
My hands and my gray matter simply lay lifeless.
Brain DEAD.
The author / writer / poet / critic / whatever you pick to call him, seizes full responsibility for the posts that you get to read or get riveted into.
The writer also would like to quote that no medical claims / penalties / charges can be pressed or levied against him, in situations where you…
a) ROTFL and get hurt.
b) Gnaw your tongue with your teeth.
c) Reclining after reading, resulting in spinal cord issues.
d) Laugh so loud, that your lower jaw gets stuck to the upper jaw.
Now that we have made a tacit agreement, let’s move on.
ABOUT ME:-
People call me by different names (of course, good ones!). Yuva, Yuvi, Yuv, UV, Gaaru, Tintin, Raj, Kumar... Spectacularly so, that I apparently, turn around to see, who called me, if it weren’t any part of my name, in a crowd!
Most preferred name stays CBCD. Oh no, it doesn’t stand for any kind of secret service or some criminal detective agency, simply put, it stands for,
A Chennai Born Confused Desi and that’s how I am labeled. My Family rules the entire south, with me, the most excruciating wrong branch or leaf in my entire family tree!
Born and brought up in Chennai, primary education in Guntur (AP), later spent time in Kerala, then back to Chennai struggling to complete my Master’s Degree in Computer Applications, now in Bangalore (Karnataka) bearing the Software Engineer Tattoo all over me!
I have been known to speak English, Tamil, Telugu, Malayalam, Hindi, and Kannada in 2 or 3 different languages, that I have never identified myself so far.
Now, that’s boring. Let it rest for now.
NAME IT:-
Moving onto something that brought in a big of identification for me within Infosys, without which I wouldn’t have had the opportunity to sit down and exploit my 5 months of bench life.
My longest hours, weeks and months have been during this period. They say, an idle mind is the devil’s workshop. True. I went further and decided to stay with the devil, as his advocate!
Name IT, as I called it and I continue to do so.
Origins:
Frankly I never knew I could write or even read or be a spoiler.
Not a book worm. All that I remember is going to the library to see that pretty girl and spend nearly half a day during my school days; sit there, only to arrange all the books along with the librarian in the nearby, far off, tall, short, wide racks, mark entries of in and out time of books. Well, that’s easy, isn’t it?
I used to be in awe, how people can spend time reading books, sitting for hours together and then at the close of the day, I used to see them, sigh, cry, smile, laugh, slam, break, whimper, etc etc.
But, one thing I did notice. End of the day, either the pages of the books have been torn or the books are tattered for the cover page or the complete book has been missing on the whole!
Having said that, if it is still sitting on your head as to whatever happened to that girl; well… then came another one a few days later, much prettier and do I need to tell you any further?
So, that’s all about my love for books, reading and learning.
As for my penchant for women it has always been good, better, best, bester, bestest. I rank them always high and higher. That’s a deviation, rest it for now.
Beginnings:-
That was one long day, I swear. I somehow managed to spend about 4-5 hours. Post lunch; I just came back to my seat, Blank.
My hands failed to co-operate with me for the first time, with the computer keyboard and I was hunting for characters, words and lines.
My hands and my gray matter simply lay lifeless.
Brain DEAD.
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