Things were so bad as they looked,
I was left all alone, just not booked,
Determined to cause that damage,
I really had to start from first page,
I was totally mad on her, for this,
She repudiated to give even a kiss,
Calling me hopeless, good for nothin’,
Her words hurt me like a bee sting,
I was determined to prove so much,
Even they do it, Pakistanis and Dutch,
It is not new for this world to know,
I am THE Man, I simply cannot bow,
My anger grew wilder and stronger,
I just couldn’t stay calm, any longer,
I madly searched for a bigger knife,
Get rid of it all and change my life,
I finally wanted to teach a lesson,
To reduce the pain, yeah., lessen,
How dare she talk to me like that,
Its even worse than Mortal Combat,
I decided to kill and keep it in freeze,
But, I was soft more than a breeze,
God, why do you do all this to me,
If it stinks, I will throw it in the sea,
The gas cylinder am sure is just fine,
Well, right time, it is just over nine,
She was there watching TV, in room,
I’d first distract her with that broom,
Make her unconscious, yeah, I must,
But, I need to wash and must dust,
Shred into pieces without any noise,
Oh ! You will agree, am I right Boys ?
But, what is the right knife to use,
For someone who’d simply refuse,
Should I really use some frying pan,
Should I do it under the noisy fan?
But, I must clear even one small trace,
And wipe all the sweat from my face,
Quietly accomplish everything soon ,
I don’t care if it is one curse or boon,
“ Do you know to cook chicken fry ?”
“ With salt, pepper and chillies, dry,”
Such an insult for a Good Chef, to be
How rude, cruel, can she be, to me?
Finally accomplished with all my might,
It was one of those spectacular sight,
Table set, and dinner ready for two,
More than enough, for me and you.
Saturday, October 31, 2009
Marriage Alliance - Request
One request for everyone in here,
Pass this on to your near and dear,
For all the alliance posts, I do read,
For all, even against, cast or creed,
Indian marriage is a stranger event,
Ruled by color, district and accent,
Love is not seen as the top priority,
Religion, is the supreme authority,
Bound by laws and rules of a state,
Rules changed, like words on slate,
Re-phrased for one’s convenience,
Sometimes beyond common sense,
It’s so bad to see criteria on posts,
Do we really see that, in our Dosts,?
I fail to understand this big thing,
That big gap until the wedding ring!
Starts with horoscope matches first,
Stars should match, he rehearsed,
The date of birth does not match,
Even the birds’ eggs won’t hatch ?
Sitting on top of cycle of evolution,
We still yet to find a good solution,
Salary slips now weighing a person,
Will it do good or let things worsen,
He cannot support my daughter then,
She is in IT, won’t be back before ten,
He smokes and drinks, at the parties,
She will not look good in her forties !
Her father left them, before ten years,
His kith and kin drink, loads of beers,
Her sister was married to another caste,
His grandpa lost money in some past,
We are living in the generation best,
It’s time we come off good old nest,
Do get to know your partner at first,
Before you say he is good or at worst,
So many things driving this marriage,
Love betwixt hearts, off the carriage,
I am sitting here baffled without a clue,
Should that, at all bother me and you.
Pass this on to your near and dear,
For all the alliance posts, I do read,
For all, even against, cast or creed,
Indian marriage is a stranger event,
Ruled by color, district and accent,
Love is not seen as the top priority,
Religion, is the supreme authority,
Bound by laws and rules of a state,
Rules changed, like words on slate,
Re-phrased for one’s convenience,
Sometimes beyond common sense,
It’s so bad to see criteria on posts,
Do we really see that, in our Dosts,?
I fail to understand this big thing,
That big gap until the wedding ring!
Starts with horoscope matches first,
Stars should match, he rehearsed,
The date of birth does not match,
Even the birds’ eggs won’t hatch ?
Sitting on top of cycle of evolution,
We still yet to find a good solution,
Salary slips now weighing a person,
Will it do good or let things worsen,
He cannot support my daughter then,
She is in IT, won’t be back before ten,
He smokes and drinks, at the parties,
She will not look good in her forties !
Her father left them, before ten years,
His kith and kin drink, loads of beers,
Her sister was married to another caste,
His grandpa lost money in some past,
We are living in the generation best,
It’s time we come off good old nest,
Do get to know your partner at first,
Before you say he is good or at worst,
So many things driving this marriage,
Love betwixt hearts, off the carriage,
I am sitting here baffled without a clue,
Should that, at all bother me and you.
Chetan Bhagat - Two States
Chetan Bhagat’s book on 2 states,
As usual about money, sex and dates,
That book does try grabbing interest,
Some facts really are hard to digest,
Two characters with no real deeds,
They have their own desires, needs,
Why are all IITians shown to be bad?
It truly is weird, crazy, really so sad,
Krish and Ananya, it revolves around,
Who wait to fight on proving ground,
All our Moms and Dads aren’t for love,
Just glad to hear Namaste, gently bow,
But, why do you despise one from South?
Been long carried by a word of mouth,
Times have changed from idly, chutney,
We have moved so far, beyond Britney!
False feeling for someone from North,
Has stayed, ne’er moved back and forth,
Northies are seen as big money busters,
A real bad fact, that causes big flusters,
I am not chanting on changing your idea,
You can love anyone, Sita, Begum or Maria,
Same applies for ladies, on your partner,
Take your pick, Ram, Abdul, Chris Gartner,
Why don’t girls like guys with moustache?
Like it pricks like cactus, some kind of rash,
Stylish they are, Moustaches and the beard,
Did Ajay Devgan, in Ganga jal, look weird?
Brown or Milky, color does not matter,
Roti or Idli, what matters is the batter,
There is nothing inspiring in this read,
Just buy one, if at all, you really need,
I don’t really bother about ONE country,
Or really try offending any family tree,
Just don’t pick anything you don’t like,
And then complain about a big tax hike,
Don’t have to let go yourself always for love,
Just ‘cause, he or she is your teddy or dove,
Whatever is destined for you, it will come,
I know many will disagree, but for some,
I don’t indict two hearts falling in love,
And forget the one, who is all above,
Bad language cannot be a truly good sign,
Truly, Sex has no affinity after good wine,
Of course, I’m not against using foul words,
I use them at times, more than the nerds,
Somehow this book is a bit anachronous,
I’d have preferred reading in my school bus,
My personal comment on the 2 States,
All that I told her and my best mates,
Punjab is Solid, with no seas around,
Chennai is Liquid, with seas surround,
Gas is all that escapes through my ears,
Really good read, after couple of beers,
South or North, it could happen to you,
Let’s not discuss, between me and you.
As usual about money, sex and dates,
That book does try grabbing interest,
Some facts really are hard to digest,
Two characters with no real deeds,
They have their own desires, needs,
Why are all IITians shown to be bad?
It truly is weird, crazy, really so sad,
Krish and Ananya, it revolves around,
Who wait to fight on proving ground,
All our Moms and Dads aren’t for love,
Just glad to hear Namaste, gently bow,
But, why do you despise one from South?
Been long carried by a word of mouth,
Times have changed from idly, chutney,
We have moved so far, beyond Britney!
False feeling for someone from North,
Has stayed, ne’er moved back and forth,
Northies are seen as big money busters,
A real bad fact, that causes big flusters,
I am not chanting on changing your idea,
You can love anyone, Sita, Begum or Maria,
Same applies for ladies, on your partner,
Take your pick, Ram, Abdul, Chris Gartner,
Why don’t girls like guys with moustache?
Like it pricks like cactus, some kind of rash,
Stylish they are, Moustaches and the beard,
Did Ajay Devgan, in Ganga jal, look weird?
Brown or Milky, color does not matter,
Roti or Idli, what matters is the batter,
There is nothing inspiring in this read,
Just buy one, if at all, you really need,
I don’t really bother about ONE country,
Or really try offending any family tree,
Just don’t pick anything you don’t like,
And then complain about a big tax hike,
Don’t have to let go yourself always for love,
Just ‘cause, he or she is your teddy or dove,
Whatever is destined for you, it will come,
I know many will disagree, but for some,
I don’t indict two hearts falling in love,
And forget the one, who is all above,
Bad language cannot be a truly good sign,
Truly, Sex has no affinity after good wine,
Of course, I’m not against using foul words,
I use them at times, more than the nerds,
Somehow this book is a bit anachronous,
I’d have preferred reading in my school bus,
My personal comment on the 2 States,
All that I told her and my best mates,
Punjab is Solid, with no seas around,
Chennai is Liquid, with seas surround,
Gas is all that escapes through my ears,
Really good read, after couple of beers,
South or North, it could happen to you,
Let’s not discuss, between me and you.
Axe - Effect
Axe will never get you to work,
For anyone from CEO to a clerk,
There is a big dark temptation,
For this across this big nation,
Is it good, the dark Chocolate?
And we are easily made to bait,
Are you thinking of some SPICE?
Not to stink like one dead mice,
It is all simply one big MIRAGE,
Delusion to get a nice massage,
Software engineers prefer Java,
Want to be hot as molten Lava,
Does it work like magic, Voodoo,
Jump like a monkey, in some zoo,
Did you check out, the new Pulse,
Ladies teeming around as sea gulls,
Did you think it will work or Click,
You ended up bad, getting so sick,
Is it so bad to trust in some Instinct?
Dinosaurs tried this first, got extinct,
I tried something that’s got a Twist,
Come back home with a broken wrist,
But, you can really rely on this Vice,
Smells good and makes you feel nice,
If you are counting on that Unlimited,
It won’t work too well, not even in bed,
If all that you needed is some Essence,
Gift Flowers; always give your presence,
It will definitely pull you down, Gravity,
Love is just too deep, a black hole cavity,
The one that’s really useless is the Musk,
I tried using that every day, dawn to dusk,
No comments on that age old Wild stone,
I don’t want to return with a broken bone,
All that they can do is prevent a swine flu,
Awfully strapping, just between me and you.
For anyone from CEO to a clerk,
There is a big dark temptation,
For this across this big nation,
Is it good, the dark Chocolate?
And we are easily made to bait,
Are you thinking of some SPICE?
Not to stink like one dead mice,
It is all simply one big MIRAGE,
Delusion to get a nice massage,
Software engineers prefer Java,
Want to be hot as molten Lava,
Does it work like magic, Voodoo,
Jump like a monkey, in some zoo,
Did you check out, the new Pulse,
Ladies teeming around as sea gulls,
Did you think it will work or Click,
You ended up bad, getting so sick,
Is it so bad to trust in some Instinct?
Dinosaurs tried this first, got extinct,
I tried something that’s got a Twist,
Come back home with a broken wrist,
But, you can really rely on this Vice,
Smells good and makes you feel nice,
If you are counting on that Unlimited,
It won’t work too well, not even in bed,
If all that you needed is some Essence,
Gift Flowers; always give your presence,
It will definitely pull you down, Gravity,
Love is just too deep, a black hole cavity,
The one that’s really useless is the Musk,
I tried using that every day, dawn to dusk,
No comments on that age old Wild stone,
I don’t want to return with a broken bone,
All that they can do is prevent a swine flu,
Awfully strapping, just between me and you.
Sunday, September 20, 2009
Death, The leveller
The gun’s anytime ready to fire a bullet,
You wanted more time, even a minute,
With death right in front of your eyes,
Everyone around you drops and dies,
You are all alone and nowhere to run,
The last minute of your life, just begun,
You don’t have one choice or a chance,
There nothing to do being in the stance,
Cannot bend on your knees and plead,
You will not be alive to see you bleed,
The enemy will not show you a mercy,
You fear begins, to the highest degree,
You think, you did more good than bad,
You wish you kept her, happy than sad,
You wish, you could tell, you missed her,
Your mind now blank, everything a blur,
Your enemy now laughs, loud as a storm,
You wish she was here to keep you warm,
You throw all that money, that you have,
Lest entire life, will be reduced to a halve,
Curse yourself, for lying to your mother,
Curse yourself, for cheating your brother,
Wished, you had hugged your daughter,
Never touched whisky, just rose water,
You pray, you had more caring friends,
Never changed yourself for bad trends,
Ate every meal on time, without missing,
Loved her well, when you were kissing,
Didn’t go to drugs and sex in the youth,
You had rather told less lies than truth,
He is there now, and you have no time,
Stands to punish you for all your crime,
They should have told me to be good,
Is it that it was often misunderstood?
I am here folks, for all my sinful deeds,
I have lived a cursed life, for my needs,
He will neither take money nor gold,
You fear now more, than be bit bold,
Your eyes tied and hands well raised,
He wont spare you, even if you praised,
Dead the leveller, and Time your killer,
Here to discipline you, for all your err,
Time will walk by your side, all along,
Take notes of your rights and wrong,
You definitely will pass this test of his,
Hell or heaven, it will be, if it exists,
Even if they don’t, Present life is true,
Be good, make life better for me and you.
You wanted more time, even a minute,
With death right in front of your eyes,
Everyone around you drops and dies,
You are all alone and nowhere to run,
The last minute of your life, just begun,
You don’t have one choice or a chance,
There nothing to do being in the stance,
Cannot bend on your knees and plead,
You will not be alive to see you bleed,
The enemy will not show you a mercy,
You fear begins, to the highest degree,
You think, you did more good than bad,
You wish you kept her, happy than sad,
You wish, you could tell, you missed her,
Your mind now blank, everything a blur,
Your enemy now laughs, loud as a storm,
You wish she was here to keep you warm,
You throw all that money, that you have,
Lest entire life, will be reduced to a halve,
Curse yourself, for lying to your mother,
Curse yourself, for cheating your brother,
Wished, you had hugged your daughter,
Never touched whisky, just rose water,
You pray, you had more caring friends,
Never changed yourself for bad trends,
Ate every meal on time, without missing,
Loved her well, when you were kissing,
Didn’t go to drugs and sex in the youth,
You had rather told less lies than truth,
He is there now, and you have no time,
Stands to punish you for all your crime,
They should have told me to be good,
Is it that it was often misunderstood?
I am here folks, for all my sinful deeds,
I have lived a cursed life, for my needs,
He will neither take money nor gold,
You fear now more, than be bit bold,
Your eyes tied and hands well raised,
He wont spare you, even if you praised,
Dead the leveller, and Time your killer,
Here to discipline you, for all your err,
Time will walk by your side, all along,
Take notes of your rights and wrong,
You definitely will pass this test of his,
Hell or heaven, it will be, if it exists,
Even if they don’t, Present life is true,
Be good, make life better for me and you.
Thursday, September 3, 2009
Blown away
AThere are times when we know,
When Life progresses really slow,
That is the first day you met her,
Which you can always now refer,
You stood alone there hypnotized,
The heart seemed light and sliced,
Mesmerized you felt, more lighter,
You felt like a poet and big writer,
You felt the whole world watching,
Cool under the sun, yet scorching,
You never felt drenched in the rain,
You were hit by a car, still no pain,
When with her, the hours so short,
Without her, the ice-cream so hot,
You never realized you had a watch,
You gave it up, for her, rum, scotch,
Hiding the cigarette on her coming,
Every love song in mind, humming,
Felt always like a king of the world,
All appeared cheap, silver and gold,
That every penny of pocket money,
Saved for a gift, to give your honey,
The moon then so much beautiful,
You could fight even a fearsome bull,
All phone calls from friends missed,
Every touch, smile when she kissed,
Nothing to talk, but still all on phone,
Everything was brittle, even a bone,
Spending all time and money, well,
How much it was, you couldn’t tell,
Breaking every single rule in home,
Buying Hair Gel, soap, shaving foam,
The mirror now losing more mercury,
Combing hair twelve times, in a hurry,
Skipping breakfast, meals and dinner,
Wanted to be there first, a winner,
‘Good boy’, she says, pinching cheeks,
You felt it a heaven, above the peaks,
She rests on your shoulder, reclining,
Holding your hand tight, not declining,
Gone are the days now, it’s been long,
Nothing to write, no lines for a song,
She left you, and you never had a clue,
Why did it happen betwixt her and you?
When Life progresses really slow,
That is the first day you met her,
Which you can always now refer,
You stood alone there hypnotized,
The heart seemed light and sliced,
Mesmerized you felt, more lighter,
You felt like a poet and big writer,
You felt the whole world watching,
Cool under the sun, yet scorching,
You never felt drenched in the rain,
You were hit by a car, still no pain,
When with her, the hours so short,
Without her, the ice-cream so hot,
You never realized you had a watch,
You gave it up, for her, rum, scotch,
Hiding the cigarette on her coming,
Every love song in mind, humming,
Felt always like a king of the world,
All appeared cheap, silver and gold,
That every penny of pocket money,
Saved for a gift, to give your honey,
The moon then so much beautiful,
You could fight even a fearsome bull,
All phone calls from friends missed,
Every touch, smile when she kissed,
Nothing to talk, but still all on phone,
Everything was brittle, even a bone,
Spending all time and money, well,
How much it was, you couldn’t tell,
Breaking every single rule in home,
Buying Hair Gel, soap, shaving foam,
The mirror now losing more mercury,
Combing hair twelve times, in a hurry,
Skipping breakfast, meals and dinner,
Wanted to be there first, a winner,
‘Good boy’, she says, pinching cheeks,
You felt it a heaven, above the peaks,
She rests on your shoulder, reclining,
Holding your hand tight, not declining,
Gone are the days now, it’s been long,
Nothing to write, no lines for a song,
She left you, and you never had a clue,
Why did it happen betwixt her and you?
A short long day
It’s been long since I wrote,
I didn’t write even a quote,
BB! Morning and afternoon,
Lunch, I didn’t get one spoon!
Happy ONAM to one and all,
To all, who is short and tall,
Lovely sight of saris around,
Boys in veshti, tightly wound.
I did not see one puchar shop,
One poor BTM LOST but stop,
BTM has its own pick pockets,
Be alert with wallet or lockets.
Revised timings now for Gate7,
It’s just way out, not to heaven,
I have never seen a car shiting,
It’s so bad to see a shop-lifting!
Info on a currency conversion,
Dollor, Pound, Yen or Persian?
IT does have it bad side effects,
Is there anyone who objects?
Do take note of available cook,
Still using a 90 pages recipe book?
KEC General has buying or selling,
Post in unlike folder, she’s yelling,
One query regarding a pet is here,
H1N1 fear is gone, now no fear,
DOCOMO, detail badly required,
This service now widely admired.
AP CMs helicopter is untraceable,
I cannot afford it, still incapable,
She needs info on the bus timing,
Truly no word, to have a rhyming!
More questions now on shares,
Bulls now outperform the bears,
Infy Corporate discounts, for car,
Not one still to buying my guitar!
I just got up from one good sleep,
Good Lunch, I had gone too deep,
Badly need coffee, Nescafe or bru,
Price changes only for me and you!
Wednesday, August 19, 2009
Missing Someone.
Why do we actually miss someone?
Is it because we are forced with gun?
Some relationship has just begun?
Or someone’s doing it just for fun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
So relationships go on for long run?
Or something’s still yet to be done?
Is it because he is her favorite son?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Because you hit him with spray gun?
Or is it because he hit a home run?
Or he saved her from a machine gun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because he offered a cream bun?
You gave him the value of metric ton?
Or because you never had a bad run?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Is it because he is your one, someone?
Is it ‘cause she’s yours, you tell no one?
Or because he didn’t lie, under the sun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
He helped you on the job, got it done?
She helped with the problems, a nun?
For your love under the midnight sun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Or because he said things with a pun?
Or you just didn’t want her to shun?
Or for his superb act for an end run?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Is it because of his splendid dry run?
Or because she too loves the race, F1?
Is it so that he let win, and never won?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because he has a Maruthi Zen?
His house is clean, tidy unlike a Den?
Or he works for the queen, in Big Ben?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because our heart is truly won!
It has been really long and overdue,
Talk to me, just between me and you.
Is it because we are forced with gun?
Some relationship has just begun?
Or someone’s doing it just for fun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
So relationships go on for long run?
Or something’s still yet to be done?
Is it because he is her favorite son?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Because you hit him with spray gun?
Or is it because he hit a home run?
Or he saved her from a machine gun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because he offered a cream bun?
You gave him the value of metric ton?
Or because you never had a bad run?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Is it because he is your one, someone?
Is it ‘cause she’s yours, you tell no one?
Or because he didn’t lie, under the sun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
He helped you on the job, got it done?
She helped with the problems, a nun?
For your love under the midnight sun?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Or because he said things with a pun?
Or you just didn’t want her to shun?
Or for his superb act for an end run?
Why do we actually miss someone?
Is it because of his splendid dry run?
Or because she too loves the race, F1?
Is it so that he let win, and never won?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because he has a Maruthi Zen?
His house is clean, tidy unlike a Den?
Or he works for the queen, in Big Ben?
Why do we actually miss someone?
It is because our heart is truly won!
It has been really long and overdue,
Talk to me, just between me and you.
Tuesday, August 11, 2009
Men Will be Men, Women will be Women
There is more and more to write,
Now please don’t start one fight,
This is all about us and you, Men,
I know I am walking in a Lion’s Den.
He is a writer; He is one big fighter,
He is so stylish on a cigarette lighter,
He is handsome; he is just so smart,
He will also find place in your heart.
He is so friendly; he is also bit naïve,
Just love him properly, don’t waive,
He is too helping; He is just so caring,
You can catch him, when he’s staring.
He is too weak for love, ready to fall,
He is born with weakness, for a doll,
He is right, when he is just when right,
He has a tummy, so his pants are tight.
He is too shy and doesn’t show he is,
He is too dumb for a small spot quiz,
He loves to talk, and talk and talk,
He badly loves to take you for a walk.
He pretends he is strong, but is kind,
He thinks of only one thing in mind,
He is generally dire at multi tasking,
He will walk your dog that’s barking.
He loves her bad, for that cute smile,
He would get anything, across a mile,
He is a father, brother, teenager, lover,
He is the choice maker when in power.
He is a doctor and is also a politician,
He is American, Indian and an Asian,
He is the one in a nuclear reactor,
He is also a Hero and one big Actor.
So much for him, now let’s now turn,
Won’t let the ladies heart to now burn,
I will quickly now turn to you my girl,
Here goes everything, let me unfurl.
She is no less than, one said above,
She is the source for the puppy love,
She seems weaker only by physique,
She has dominated the ancient Greek!
She is a tigress and careful in her den
She is the breadwinner, now and then,
She is too bold and she is too beautiful,
She is efficient, faithful and is dutiful.
She is a Mother, daughter and friend,
She knows money and how to spend,
She is a Leader, an inspiration, a wife,
Be Good, she knows to handle a knife.
She is too daring, but she is also caring,
She is conscious on what she’s wearing,
She is hot, even without fair and lovely,
She is a natural beauty, don’t you agree?
She is more effective than a honey bee,
She is independent and loves to be free,
She is positively your apple of the eye,
She has more power even above the sky.
She is pretty, when she sings one song,
She has intuition, that never is wrong,
She is a wonderful cook and one master,
She is a good athlete and can run faster.
These are two God’s own masterpieces,
Their love for each other never ceases,
They hate, fight and show their might,
But they do love, cuddle, in yellow light.
Still they run through some reservations,
Our Culture is such, with complications,
We are the ones to bring something new,
Let’s work for better, between me and you.
Sd/
Yuva
Now please don’t start one fight,
This is all about us and you, Men,
I know I am walking in a Lion’s Den.
He is a writer; He is one big fighter,
He is so stylish on a cigarette lighter,
He is handsome; he is just so smart,
He will also find place in your heart.
He is so friendly; he is also bit naïve,
Just love him properly, don’t waive,
He is too helping; He is just so caring,
You can catch him, when he’s staring.
He is too weak for love, ready to fall,
He is born with weakness, for a doll,
He is right, when he is just when right,
He has a tummy, so his pants are tight.
He is too shy and doesn’t show he is,
He is too dumb for a small spot quiz,
He loves to talk, and talk and talk,
He badly loves to take you for a walk.
He pretends he is strong, but is kind,
He thinks of only one thing in mind,
He is generally dire at multi tasking,
He will walk your dog that’s barking.
He loves her bad, for that cute smile,
He would get anything, across a mile,
He is a father, brother, teenager, lover,
He is the choice maker when in power.
He is a doctor and is also a politician,
He is American, Indian and an Asian,
He is the one in a nuclear reactor,
He is also a Hero and one big Actor.
So much for him, now let’s now turn,
Won’t let the ladies heart to now burn,
I will quickly now turn to you my girl,
Here goes everything, let me unfurl.
She is no less than, one said above,
She is the source for the puppy love,
She seems weaker only by physique,
She has dominated the ancient Greek!
She is a tigress and careful in her den
She is the breadwinner, now and then,
She is too bold and she is too beautiful,
She is efficient, faithful and is dutiful.
She is a Mother, daughter and friend,
She knows money and how to spend,
She is a Leader, an inspiration, a wife,
Be Good, she knows to handle a knife.
She is too daring, but she is also caring,
She is conscious on what she’s wearing,
She is hot, even without fair and lovely,
She is a natural beauty, don’t you agree?
She is more effective than a honey bee,
She is independent and loves to be free,
She is positively your apple of the eye,
She has more power even above the sky.
She is pretty, when she sings one song,
She has intuition, that never is wrong,
She is a wonderful cook and one master,
She is a good athlete and can run faster.
These are two God’s own masterpieces,
Their love for each other never ceases,
They hate, fight and show their might,
But they do love, cuddle, in yellow light.
Still they run through some reservations,
Our Culture is such, with complications,
We are the ones to bring something new,
Let’s work for better, between me and you.
Sd/
Yuva
Women Today
Tuesday has sure began this way,
Today it’s some special second day,
Do care to realize some basics now,
Don’t ever ask me why now but how.
I will not disarm any sensitive topic,
People hate me if am philanthropic,
There is no solution to any problem,
Unless you get to roots from stem.
I have said all these even before,
Erased every day, on a daily chore,
We are truly partners in the crime,
We surely will forget it over time!
Non resistance means acceptance,
If you don’t react he will advance,
He surely will take his only chance,
Don’t guilt him all, just by a glance!
Not fighting against discrimination,
This is the fate of this large Nation,
I thought of moving on some good,
Lots of errors in emails, felt I should.
I am also a part of this big mess too,
I have kept quiet, even when I knew,
Nothing is right, without any consent,
A breach of trust, with other intent!
I truly don’t know how to handle this,
You have to take care of this, Miss,
Don’t expect someone to come in,
When HE doesn’t consider it a Sin.
There is no point in discussing this,
Take some action, or simply dismiss,
No can help, if you cannot take care,
Don’t blame me and mark this unfair.
I have something important to ask,
It truly is not one disagreeable task,
Please adhere to some basic rules,
But don’t hit me with your mules!
Don’t forget all this over some post,
That’ll dominate tomorrow by a host,
I don’t need to give you now, one clue,
I respect you all times, between me and you !
Today it’s some special second day,
Do care to realize some basics now,
Don’t ever ask me why now but how.
I will not disarm any sensitive topic,
People hate me if am philanthropic,
There is no solution to any problem,
Unless you get to roots from stem.
I have said all these even before,
Erased every day, on a daily chore,
We are truly partners in the crime,
We surely will forget it over time!
Non resistance means acceptance,
If you don’t react he will advance,
He surely will take his only chance,
Don’t guilt him all, just by a glance!
Not fighting against discrimination,
This is the fate of this large Nation,
I thought of moving on some good,
Lots of errors in emails, felt I should.
I am also a part of this big mess too,
I have kept quiet, even when I knew,
Nothing is right, without any consent,
A breach of trust, with other intent!
I truly don’t know how to handle this,
You have to take care of this, Miss,
Don’t expect someone to come in,
When HE doesn’t consider it a Sin.
There is no point in discussing this,
Take some action, or simply dismiss,
No can help, if you cannot take care,
Don’t blame me and mark this unfair.
I have something important to ask,
It truly is not one disagreeable task,
Please adhere to some basic rules,
But don’t hit me with your mules!
Don’t forget all this over some post,
That’ll dominate tomorrow by a host,
I don’t need to give you now, one clue,
I respect you all times, between me and you !
Monday, August 10, 2009
English Grammar
Monday sure should begin this way,
Since every week, it is the first day,
Do care to realize some basics now,
Don’t ever ask me why now but how.
English is what I spoke on my date,
Even she loved it too, my soul mate,
Now distinguish the following words,
To see yourself away from the nerds.
There is not one word called fastly,
Fast is right and grammatically holy,
You cannot even ask him to prepone,
Phonetically, not opposite of postpone.
You cannot also tell him to revert back,
Can alternatively use, please get back,
You cannot even apply any perfume,
Say, am Wearing it, on the costume!
Rather than saying, cooked the salad,
Recommend using, I made this salad,
The sun doesn’t rise FROM the East,
Affirmatively rises only IN the East !
What you can buy will be Stationery,
Stationary is immobile, right Harry ?
You can appreciate or Compliment,
Can you Complement it 100 percent ?
Alternative, choice on what is bought,
Alternating is the autonomy, you got,
Don’t you ever dare to say, I’ll cope up,
Cope with, it truly is, dear buttercup!
Principle and Principal are not alike,
Rule and Main, above very much like,
Respectful, what you can be to elder,
Do be Respectable, as you grow older.
I tried my best to get words together,
That I can write, in this nice weather,
I may have been wrong in all these,
If found guilty, I will be on my knees.
I believe in ignorance, that is bliss,
I am not an expert, to say all this,
Would welcome you to now renew,
I can infer all between me and you.
Since every week, it is the first day,
Do care to realize some basics now,
Don’t ever ask me why now but how.
English is what I spoke on my date,
Even she loved it too, my soul mate,
Now distinguish the following words,
To see yourself away from the nerds.
There is not one word called fastly,
Fast is right and grammatically holy,
You cannot even ask him to prepone,
Phonetically, not opposite of postpone.
You cannot also tell him to revert back,
Can alternatively use, please get back,
You cannot even apply any perfume,
Say, am Wearing it, on the costume!
Rather than saying, cooked the salad,
Recommend using, I made this salad,
The sun doesn’t rise FROM the East,
Affirmatively rises only IN the East !
What you can buy will be Stationery,
Stationary is immobile, right Harry ?
You can appreciate or Compliment,
Can you Complement it 100 percent ?
Alternative, choice on what is bought,
Alternating is the autonomy, you got,
Don’t you ever dare to say, I’ll cope up,
Cope with, it truly is, dear buttercup!
Principle and Principal are not alike,
Rule and Main, above very much like,
Respectful, what you can be to elder,
Do be Respectable, as you grow older.
I tried my best to get words together,
That I can write, in this nice weather,
I may have been wrong in all these,
If found guilty, I will be on my knees.
I believe in ignorance, that is bliss,
I am not an expert, to say all this,
Would welcome you to now renew,
I can infer all between me and you.
Good Bye
So many ways to say good bye,
Some so quick, like blink of an eye,
Some are good and some others sly,
Some are sweet, some on the fly.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say this after a good fish fry,
Some so quiet, like drop of a feather,
Some so pulling like a rug, of leather.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some really turn a true blind eye,
Some feel it so truly an oversupply,
Some say stoutly go, and give it a try.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some in boxing, after a bad black eye,
Some even say it as a big battle cry,
Some say it when they have to die.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it, but don’t know to imply,
Some say it; but he never does, the spy,
Some feel that may be he is too shy.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some keep saying, as they travel by,
Some are forgotten, some unsaid,
Some dedicated, never ever paid.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some even hear this from an ally,
Some don’t even say it eye to eye,
Some say it on yahoo, orkut or hi-fi.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it post school of junior high,
Some say it bad, with a sinister eye,
Some say, on the above, don’t rely!
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it, when they do fly high,
Some say it, even to the blue sky,
Some say it, while trying a black tie.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some hear it, even from a bad guy,
Some say, no rules at all to comply,
Some of them really pale, and wry.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say, girls do it more, they sit by,
Some say it even on Fourth of July,
Some criminals even say it to the FBI.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it after a cream, apple pie,
Some say, don’t say it now, wise guy,
Some say it after a neat best buy!
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say as long tales, can’t deny,
Some say while, applying hair dye,
Some say it, when you are nearby.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some even say it as a big bye-bye,
Some say it even without any clue,
Some say,”not between me and you”.
Some so quick, like blink of an eye,
Some are good and some others sly,
Some are sweet, some on the fly.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say this after a good fish fry,
Some so quiet, like drop of a feather,
Some so pulling like a rug, of leather.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some really turn a true blind eye,
Some feel it so truly an oversupply,
Some say stoutly go, and give it a try.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some in boxing, after a bad black eye,
Some even say it as a big battle cry,
Some say it when they have to die.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it, but don’t know to imply,
Some say it; but he never does, the spy,
Some feel that may be he is too shy.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some keep saying, as they travel by,
Some are forgotten, some unsaid,
Some dedicated, never ever paid.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some even hear this from an ally,
Some don’t even say it eye to eye,
Some say it on yahoo, orkut or hi-fi.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it post school of junior high,
Some say it bad, with a sinister eye,
Some say, on the above, don’t rely!
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it, when they do fly high,
Some say it, even to the blue sky,
Some say it, while trying a black tie.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some hear it, even from a bad guy,
Some say, no rules at all to comply,
Some of them really pale, and wry.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say, girls do it more, they sit by,
Some say it even on Fourth of July,
Some criminals even say it to the FBI.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say it after a cream, apple pie,
Some say, don’t say it now, wise guy,
Some say it after a neat best buy!
So many ways to say good bye,
Some say as long tales, can’t deny,
Some say while, applying hair dye,
Some say it, when you are nearby.
So many ways to say good bye,
Some even say it as a big bye-bye,
Some say it even without any clue,
Some say,”not between me and you”.
Thursday, August 6, 2009
Message from God - Contd...
There’s nothing more controversial,
Neither can it be seen commercial,
You cannot mess it with it, frankly,
That’s all my Indian History, blankly.
I should have put the facts correct,
A Thing of past or present, perfect,
I shouldn’t have taken it too lightly,
I mistook my audience tad slightly.
The idea was not to deface history,
Deny my audience untold mystery,
I’m sure I didn’t get the facts wrong,
Should have written on Hong Kong !
I never meant Angor wat, was here,
It went with the previous line, dear,
We never conquered ever to plunder,
I didn’t patent that, one big blunder.
When I talked on Buddha and Rama,
Ne’er said, they were firmed to coma,
Strictly can’t follow English grammar,
Or all it matters is just add glamour ?
History after all is written by so many,
Often manipulated for cents or penny,
It wasn’t a poem, post some research,
Neither was it a confession in a church.
History is about a present that’s lost,
Even if it moves smooth, slow or fast,
Historians do assume the things right,
From ONE NOTE, kept intact and tight.
I haven’t known about even a Maurya,
I pay respect only to our OHM’s law,
Neither have I any alarm, on Ashoka,
The Great king who, none of us saw.
Honestly, I didn’t read history better,
I spent my time, writing a love letter,
Let’s not brawl today, for some past,
Do better things for now, in contrast.
Can you now recall, the India’s Pledge?
Try saying it right first, without a hedge,
An oath of allegiance to Indian republic,
Murmur if you like, than shout in public.
In all, I failed to convey God’s message,
He did tell me this, through a presage,
I should have considered his warning,
Truly, 1 am sharp, that early morning.
Get it that, we, in love, are miles apart,
Chuck history. Snoop the pumping heart,
But, I swear I’ll not underestimate you,
We’ll set it right, between me and you.
Neither can it be seen commercial,
You cannot mess it with it, frankly,
That’s all my Indian History, blankly.
I should have put the facts correct,
A Thing of past or present, perfect,
I shouldn’t have taken it too lightly,
I mistook my audience tad slightly.
The idea was not to deface history,
Deny my audience untold mystery,
I’m sure I didn’t get the facts wrong,
Should have written on Hong Kong !
I never meant Angor wat, was here,
It went with the previous line, dear,
We never conquered ever to plunder,
I didn’t patent that, one big blunder.
When I talked on Buddha and Rama,
Ne’er said, they were firmed to coma,
Strictly can’t follow English grammar,
Or all it matters is just add glamour ?
History after all is written by so many,
Often manipulated for cents or penny,
It wasn’t a poem, post some research,
Neither was it a confession in a church.
History is about a present that’s lost,
Even if it moves smooth, slow or fast,
Historians do assume the things right,
From ONE NOTE, kept intact and tight.
I haven’t known about even a Maurya,
I pay respect only to our OHM’s law,
Neither have I any alarm, on Ashoka,
The Great king who, none of us saw.
Honestly, I didn’t read history better,
I spent my time, writing a love letter,
Let’s not brawl today, for some past,
Do better things for now, in contrast.
Can you now recall, the India’s Pledge?
Try saying it right first, without a hedge,
An oath of allegiance to Indian republic,
Murmur if you like, than shout in public.
In all, I failed to convey God’s message,
He did tell me this, through a presage,
I should have considered his warning,
Truly, 1 am sharp, that early morning.
Get it that, we, in love, are miles apart,
Chuck history. Snoop the pumping heart,
But, I swear I’ll not underestimate you,
We’ll set it right, between me and you.
Tuesday, August 4, 2009
Love Aaj Kal - Revealed
The movie explains the effect of a break up,
Like a Rich Cold Coffee served in a hot cup,
Tags on to the rhythm, like all other movies,
Nice ending should be there, that, a disease.
Saif Ali Khan, total non-serious, big lover,
Who always plays safe, under the cover,
Deepika, he meets and good likely match,
She takes him into life, now please watch!
Both decide to mutually part each other,
That’s some weird decision, oh ! Brother,
Sensitive and simple dialogues, all thru,
Subtle love is spread, between the two.
Rishi Kapoor comes in as a father figure,
Recaps his love, has this love to trigger,
Tries illuminating valued concepts of love,
When messages were sent through dove!
Old Delhi has been spectacularly shown,
Places, palaces and Minar, in nice tone,
He prefers a black coffee with no sugar,
He truly wants to be an American cougar!
His interest was a job in Golden Gate Inc,
She let him go with sweet smile and wink,
Her passion was on building restoration,
Indians working abroad, loss for a nation!
They later found partners for each other,
Things just went on fine one after another,
Director really rushing to close all the show,
But the second half now runs a bit too slow.
Rishi’s only love and future, sweet Harleen,
A Brazilian Model, sweet face but very lean,
She hardly speaks a word in the entire plot,
Saroj Khan had to teach her, to fill the slot!
Deepika now turns against her own marriage,
Poor her Husband, he didn’t even disparage,
Now, our Hero, also is nearly out of his job,
They beat him, for her picture, they did rob!
He now realizes that he does really miss her,
And then glances back and grasps his err,
Runs all the way, quitting his passion, to her,
Conclusion, Love is more stronger, right sir?
Love that part where he Plays in his car,
The way he starts things inside the bar,
A touch of a finger, is all how he starts,
Koi dekha, koi dekha, master of sex arts !
Music and background score is just fine,
A different story all together, good sign,
Saif, still reminds Dil Chahta hai, Sameer,
Deepika’s smile, always the lovely Kheer !
The editing part was a bit too confusing,
Another Homage to our Singh, the king.
Music somehow was okay, 3 good songs,
That allows me to forget all the wrongs!
Cinematography, to be appreciated best,
Choreography is okay, but is put to test,
A 3.5 on 5, is my rating, and I am through,
Exciting one, buy 2 tickets for me and you.
Like a Rich Cold Coffee served in a hot cup,
Tags on to the rhythm, like all other movies,
Nice ending should be there, that, a disease.
Saif Ali Khan, total non-serious, big lover,
Who always plays safe, under the cover,
Deepika, he meets and good likely match,
She takes him into life, now please watch!
Both decide to mutually part each other,
That’s some weird decision, oh ! Brother,
Sensitive and simple dialogues, all thru,
Subtle love is spread, between the two.
Rishi Kapoor comes in as a father figure,
Recaps his love, has this love to trigger,
Tries illuminating valued concepts of love,
When messages were sent through dove!
Old Delhi has been spectacularly shown,
Places, palaces and Minar, in nice tone,
He prefers a black coffee with no sugar,
He truly wants to be an American cougar!
His interest was a job in Golden Gate Inc,
She let him go with sweet smile and wink,
Her passion was on building restoration,
Indians working abroad, loss for a nation!
They later found partners for each other,
Things just went on fine one after another,
Director really rushing to close all the show,
But the second half now runs a bit too slow.
Rishi’s only love and future, sweet Harleen,
A Brazilian Model, sweet face but very lean,
She hardly speaks a word in the entire plot,
Saroj Khan had to teach her, to fill the slot!
Deepika now turns against her own marriage,
Poor her Husband, he didn’t even disparage,
Now, our Hero, also is nearly out of his job,
They beat him, for her picture, they did rob!
He now realizes that he does really miss her,
And then glances back and grasps his err,
Runs all the way, quitting his passion, to her,
Conclusion, Love is more stronger, right sir?
Love that part where he Plays in his car,
The way he starts things inside the bar,
A touch of a finger, is all how he starts,
Koi dekha, koi dekha, master of sex arts !
Music and background score is just fine,
A different story all together, good sign,
Saif, still reminds Dil Chahta hai, Sameer,
Deepika’s smile, always the lovely Kheer !
The editing part was a bit too confusing,
Another Homage to our Singh, the king.
Music somehow was okay, 3 good songs,
That allows me to forget all the wrongs!
Cinematography, to be appreciated best,
Choreography is okay, but is put to test,
A 3.5 on 5, is my rating, and I am through,
Exciting one, buy 2 tickets for me and you.
A World without Boys and Girls
Imagine a world without the boys,
They cannot make up for it, the toys,
Imagine a world without the girls,
What good are the deep buried pearls?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Would you ever think of a Rolls Royce?
Imagine a world without the girls,
What would be the world, without curls?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Will you prefer silence than to noise?
Imagine a world without the girls,
How will the world with them twirl?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Every ship would sink without Ahoys!
Imagine a world without the girls,
No program would run, even on Perl’s!
Imagine a world without the boys,
That every IT company badly employs,
Imagine a world without the girls,
What good is the world void blue curls,
They cannot make up for it, the toys,
Imagine a world without the girls,
What good are the deep buried pearls?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Would you ever think of a Rolls Royce?
Imagine a world without the girls,
What would be the world, without curls?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Will you prefer silence than to noise?
Imagine a world without the girls,
How will the world with them twirl?
Imagine a world without the boys,
Every ship would sink without Ahoys!
Imagine a world without the girls,
No program would run, even on Perl’s!
Imagine a world without the boys,
That every IT company badly employs,
Imagine a world without the girls,
What good is the world void blue curls,
Saturday, August 1, 2009
The Name is Rajni Kanth
Introduction, this man does not need,
People love him across caste or creed,
He is well known for his style with cigar,
He is none other than dear super Star!
His original name, Shivaji Rao Gaekwad,
His fan following, is one big army squad!
He started his role as a supporting actor,
His style being his strong cognitive factor!
He ascended from being a villain to hero,
Chandramukhi King Role, resembles Nero,
K.Balachandar was his guru and a mentor,
His glory now is like the sun, in the centre!
If you ever feel you have lost your smile,
Dare to walk to his movies, an extra mile,
No actor would make you feel younger,
He is a star cure to all our movie hunger!
60 Years and still is going great and young,
All, pray his smoking habits, keeps his lung,
His image moulded by S.P. Muthuraman,
He is well loved and adored even in Japan!
God knows if he at all will think of politics,
It is better; he keeps away from the tricks,
Did you know that he abruptly quit acting?
All because he was strong and distracting!
He was loved for his role of a Hindu saint,
Raghavendra it is, perfect, no complaint!
The highest paid actor is widely known,
Even for his humbleness, thorny throne!
An influential person, stated by Asia Week,
He is a bold person and his strong critique,
His bold speech has moved a government,
A kannadiga, with a stronger Tamil Accent!
Well known for his philanthropic activities,
His movies are considered good festivities,
No award is as big as the crown he wears,
They wait for him, even multi millionaires!
I know I have not done even justice for him,
Just ten paragraphs, for someone that trim,
You dare not forget the date, December 12th,
That’s his birthday, his name, Rajni Kanth!
People love him across caste or creed,
He is well known for his style with cigar,
He is none other than dear super Star!
His original name, Shivaji Rao Gaekwad,
His fan following, is one big army squad!
He started his role as a supporting actor,
His style being his strong cognitive factor!
He ascended from being a villain to hero,
Chandramukhi King Role, resembles Nero,
K.Balachandar was his guru and a mentor,
His glory now is like the sun, in the centre!
If you ever feel you have lost your smile,
Dare to walk to his movies, an extra mile,
No actor would make you feel younger,
He is a star cure to all our movie hunger!
60 Years and still is going great and young,
All, pray his smoking habits, keeps his lung,
His image moulded by S.P. Muthuraman,
He is well loved and adored even in Japan!
God knows if he at all will think of politics,
It is better; he keeps away from the tricks,
Did you know that he abruptly quit acting?
All because he was strong and distracting!
He was loved for his role of a Hindu saint,
Raghavendra it is, perfect, no complaint!
The highest paid actor is widely known,
Even for his humbleness, thorny throne!
An influential person, stated by Asia Week,
He is a bold person and his strong critique,
His bold speech has moved a government,
A kannadiga, with a stronger Tamil Accent!
Well known for his philanthropic activities,
His movies are considered good festivities,
No award is as big as the crown he wears,
They wait for him, even multi millionaires!
I know I have not done even justice for him,
Just ten paragraphs, for someone that trim,
You dare not forget the date, December 12th,
That’s his birthday, his name, Rajni Kanth!
Message from God...
Only country not to invade in 100000 years,
Has learned to live a life of hopes out of fears,
First ones to establish the culture, Harappa,
Even before she began calling her dad, pappa !
India is derived from the name, of river Indus,
Persian Invaders converted it into Hindu, thus,
India, where the game of chess was invented,
Hindustan is Hindu and Sindu, as represented.
Algebra, Calculus, Trigonometry has its boots,
Place Value and Decimal system, square roots,
Brihadeswara, The world’s First Granite temple,
Yoga originated here, easier to learn and simple.
Sixth largest country so far in the current world,
Had surplus of all rubies, silver, gems and Gold,
Until year 1896, was the only source of diamonds,
Had even stronger people than Andrew Symonds!
Budhayana , the first to calculate the value of PI,
Pythogoras theorem was from here, by the by,
Known to have the largest number of Post Offices,
Even before we introduced STT and Service Taxes.
Charaka, is the Father of medicine and ayurveda,
Place of Origin for Rig, Yajur, Sama, Atharva Veda,
Gyandev, found Mokshapat, a ladders and snakes,
Game of fate, is believed to wash all our mistakes!
India has the largest employer, The Indian railways,
Sushruta, father of surgery, we take his pathways,
World’s first Univesity, Takshila, found in 700 BC,
Nalanda Univesity, 4th Century, and more degree.
Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism’s hometown,
It actually had the largest diamond studded crown,
This is where; it was born the celebrated Martial arts,
The first to specialize in the surgery for Open Hearts.
The continuous inhabited city is Varanasi or Banaras,
Was created here in design, first Vimana, now Airbus,
The largest religious building, Angkor wat, it is here,
Oldest European church is in India, a reason to cheer.
World’s richest temple, is Tirupati, for Lord Vishnu,
They have lived here in India, since 200 BC, the Jew,
Highest bridge, is in the Ladakh valley, Baily Bridge,
Ice storage and reservoirs were here, before fridge!
Origin of word Navigation, NAVGATIH, is Sanskrit,
I know it is too lengthy, do read on, and don’t quit,
In Chail, Himachal Pradesh, highest cricket ground,
365 days, around the sun, Bhaskaracharya found.
There still remains to discover, in Indian History,
More treasures yet to be found, to unfold mystery,
I seriously pity that man, who created the religion,
Unknowingly spread the message, through Pigeon!
Created to differentiate people based upon work,
He kept all of us, separated, that anonymous jerk,
Did you ever think why Indian Map is so staggered?
Some individual’s personal ego, he, one big laggard!
The world’s biggest democracy, no reason to smile,
We are still separated by heart, longer than a mile,
Divided by state, colour, creed, region and caste,
God! Be born, please don’t delay, and make it fast!
I saw him sigh, “Why my dear Lord, I asked him”,
I tried so many times, my son, even like a whim,
I came as Buddha, Mohammed, Rama and Jesus,
They threw stones, crucified, tore me to pieces!
Both devil and I came out of heaven as well as hell,
We never injected enmity even in embryonic cell,
To help, I signed a Zillion years pact with the devil,
Worked together, to bring down the hatred level.
We then realized that it had gone out of control,
Killing, sex, adultery, hatred, ready to lose soul,
We had to firmly close down the hell and heaven,
Reduce, number of lives to just one, from seven.
Let them not complain later, no one told them,
That someone did help, from the root and stem,
All that they get is one opportunity, all’s a debut,
This time, let it not be just between me and you!
Has learned to live a life of hopes out of fears,
First ones to establish the culture, Harappa,
Even before she began calling her dad, pappa !
India is derived from the name, of river Indus,
Persian Invaders converted it into Hindu, thus,
India, where the game of chess was invented,
Hindustan is Hindu and Sindu, as represented.
Algebra, Calculus, Trigonometry has its boots,
Place Value and Decimal system, square roots,
Brihadeswara, The world’s First Granite temple,
Yoga originated here, easier to learn and simple.
Sixth largest country so far in the current world,
Had surplus of all rubies, silver, gems and Gold,
Until year 1896, was the only source of diamonds,
Had even stronger people than Andrew Symonds!
Budhayana , the first to calculate the value of PI,
Pythogoras theorem was from here, by the by,
Known to have the largest number of Post Offices,
Even before we introduced STT and Service Taxes.
Charaka, is the Father of medicine and ayurveda,
Place of Origin for Rig, Yajur, Sama, Atharva Veda,
Gyandev, found Mokshapat, a ladders and snakes,
Game of fate, is believed to wash all our mistakes!
India has the largest employer, The Indian railways,
Sushruta, father of surgery, we take his pathways,
World’s first Univesity, Takshila, found in 700 BC,
Nalanda Univesity, 4th Century, and more degree.
Hinduism, Buddhism, Jainism, Sikhism’s hometown,
It actually had the largest diamond studded crown,
This is where; it was born the celebrated Martial arts,
The first to specialize in the surgery for Open Hearts.
The continuous inhabited city is Varanasi or Banaras,
Was created here in design, first Vimana, now Airbus,
The largest religious building, Angkor wat, it is here,
Oldest European church is in India, a reason to cheer.
World’s richest temple, is Tirupati, for Lord Vishnu,
They have lived here in India, since 200 BC, the Jew,
Highest bridge, is in the Ladakh valley, Baily Bridge,
Ice storage and reservoirs were here, before fridge!
Origin of word Navigation, NAVGATIH, is Sanskrit,
I know it is too lengthy, do read on, and don’t quit,
In Chail, Himachal Pradesh, highest cricket ground,
365 days, around the sun, Bhaskaracharya found.
There still remains to discover, in Indian History,
More treasures yet to be found, to unfold mystery,
I seriously pity that man, who created the religion,
Unknowingly spread the message, through Pigeon!
Created to differentiate people based upon work,
He kept all of us, separated, that anonymous jerk,
Did you ever think why Indian Map is so staggered?
Some individual’s personal ego, he, one big laggard!
The world’s biggest democracy, no reason to smile,
We are still separated by heart, longer than a mile,
Divided by state, colour, creed, region and caste,
God! Be born, please don’t delay, and make it fast!
I saw him sigh, “Why my dear Lord, I asked him”,
I tried so many times, my son, even like a whim,
I came as Buddha, Mohammed, Rama and Jesus,
They threw stones, crucified, tore me to pieces!
Both devil and I came out of heaven as well as hell,
We never injected enmity even in embryonic cell,
To help, I signed a Zillion years pact with the devil,
Worked together, to bring down the hatred level.
We then realized that it had gone out of control,
Killing, sex, adultery, hatred, ready to lose soul,
We had to firmly close down the hell and heaven,
Reduce, number of lives to just one, from seven.
Let them not complain later, no one told them,
That someone did help, from the root and stem,
All that they get is one opportunity, all’s a debut,
This time, let it not be just between me and you!
Alliance Invited
I finally have to tell you this, or make it my way,
I mean each word of it, anything I mark or say,
I wish, you are good at reading between lines,
I will take the blames, after matching the signs.
I promise I will not stay outdoors after marriage,
I will try best not to dictate things nor disparage,
I will send flowers to your mom, on your birthday,
I will kiss you goodnight before sleep, everyday!
I will carry you in my arms, when you can’t walk,
I vouch I will listen in to you, whenever you talk,
I will enter your private room only with a knock,
I promise to get our daughter her first pink frock.
I won’t promise I wouldn’t look at another girl,
I will go wild, when it comes to that cute curl,
I promise I will never ever come late for dinner,
I will learn to cook as soon, am just a beginner!
I shall get you a copy of all your favorite movie,
I will lend my credit card, buy anything groovy,
I will not give you the keys to drive near or far,
I will be candid; I suspect you will dent my car.
I know you are still out there waiting for me,
I will spend more time with you, than with TV,
I promise to buy 2 cars, beginning with an Alto,
I will get 2 TVs, one strictly for the reality show.
I shall memorize all your favorite color and food,
I will try to be nice, to your friends, isn’t it good?
I will allow our dog to sleep on a bed, that’s ours,
I will wait outside your office, when it’s late hours!
I shall take your parents out, when they visit us,
I will try tolerating your relatives, without a fuss,
I will buy an oven, fridge as well as induction cooker,
I won’t spill a thing over the game board of snooker.
I won’t promise that I will never at all fight with you,
I will never do because, how will I get to cajole you?
I will leave you alone, in your really desperate times,
I know you can really take care of things, sometimes.
I have so much to tell you now, that I will and can do,
I have to put all on hold, later we both can look into,
I have to now, keep all things to myself and subdue,
I have lots to chatter and act, between me and you!
I mean each word of it, anything I mark or say,
I wish, you are good at reading between lines,
I will take the blames, after matching the signs.
I promise I will not stay outdoors after marriage,
I will try best not to dictate things nor disparage,
I will send flowers to your mom, on your birthday,
I will kiss you goodnight before sleep, everyday!
I will carry you in my arms, when you can’t walk,
I vouch I will listen in to you, whenever you talk,
I will enter your private room only with a knock,
I promise to get our daughter her first pink frock.
I won’t promise I wouldn’t look at another girl,
I will go wild, when it comes to that cute curl,
I promise I will never ever come late for dinner,
I will learn to cook as soon, am just a beginner!
I shall get you a copy of all your favorite movie,
I will lend my credit card, buy anything groovy,
I will not give you the keys to drive near or far,
I will be candid; I suspect you will dent my car.
I know you are still out there waiting for me,
I will spend more time with you, than with TV,
I promise to buy 2 cars, beginning with an Alto,
I will get 2 TVs, one strictly for the reality show.
I shall memorize all your favorite color and food,
I will try to be nice, to your friends, isn’t it good?
I will allow our dog to sleep on a bed, that’s ours,
I will wait outside your office, when it’s late hours!
I shall take your parents out, when they visit us,
I will try tolerating your relatives, without a fuss,
I will buy an oven, fridge as well as induction cooker,
I won’t spill a thing over the game board of snooker.
I won’t promise that I will never at all fight with you,
I will never do because, how will I get to cajole you?
I will leave you alone, in your really desperate times,
I know you can really take care of things, sometimes.
I have so much to tell you now, that I will and can do,
I have to put all on hold, later we both can look into,
I have to now, keep all things to myself and subdue,
I have lots to chatter and act, between me and you!
Harry Potter
Prologue
The Witchcraft school was named Hogwarts,
Wizards were so many, of all breeds or sorts,
Those 7 Novels by the great Ms. J K Rowling,
I just can’t afford to believe, all’s not real thing!
Let me bring in to you the wizards’ character,
Harry Potter, Hero, Dumbledore, his protector,
Potter, not a simpleton, and had two fine friends,
Sweet Hermione and Ron Weasley, in their tens!
The houses were divided, into flat groups of four,
Gryffindor and Slytherin, Oh! There is two more,
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, doesn’t have much,
Draco Malfoy and friends, hmm, nothing as such!
The big, huge Hagrid and the Professor Quirrell,
Severus Snape, he’s the best and so much to tell,
Did I forget about that huge game of Quidditch,
The most acclaimed game on Hogwarts’ Pitch!
Ron’s sister Ginny and little wizard, the Dobby,
Lupin, teach of Dark Arts, that ain’t his hobby,
There’s a dirty, Sirius, and a Gilderoy Lockhart,
Who stands just for fame, with his finger heart!
Minister of Magic, the short Mr. Cornelius Fudge,
Sinister of all, Barty Crouch, who won’t nudge,
The much hated Dolores, and that poor Cedric,
“Mad Eye” Moody, nearly Headless? How so sick!
Have not forgotten that one great dreary villain,
The one who fails every time like out of pencillin,
He was just only portrayed powerful, Voldemort,
Who never showed himself up, for the most part!
The Book
The First book was on, The Philosopher’s Stone,
When Harry’s parents were, agonizingly blown,
It was him all the while, that professor Quirrell,
The tactics did not work, neither did some spell!
Who dared to open it, The Chamber of Secrets?
Tom Riddle then propels a few primary threats,
It was she, who carried out all, Ginny Weasley,
That little diary was the only secret and the key!
Then came the escape of, The Prisoner of Azkaban,
The Buckbeak rider, Sirius, appeared old and tan,
Lupin, teaches The Defense against the dark arts,
He’s a werewolf by night, does win a lot of hearts!
Everyone loves this episode, The Goblet of Fire,
When Harry was blamed and was called a Liar,
That polyjuice potion to impersonate “Mad Eye”,
The Death eaters, announcing victories in the Sky!
We will see to obeying, The Order of the Phoenix,
Harry learning to master tricks with magic sticks,
Much reviled character enters, Dolores Umbridge,
She raises strapping rules, stronger than a ridge!
This is about the deeply suffering Half Blood Prince,
Harry Potter, the teenage wizard who forever wins,
Severus Snape now strangely will kill Dumbledore,
Harry is now detained by Snape and shown the door!
Harry Potter has to play for, The Deathly hallows,
The wonderful suspense plot, into the shallows,
No longer a threat, He-who-shall-not-be-named,
A customary ending, I’ll say, Harry’s not be blamed!
Epilogue
The spectacular story of wizardry finally ended,
A worthy read for all ages and it’s recommended,
He remained undefeatable, that old young prince,
‘Cause it pained never, so far, for Harry, ever since!
That’s a splendid work of mind's eye, did you say?
All said and done, wishing you ahead a lovely day,
Adios! I now have to get back to the code review,
Will carve twice a week, tacit between me and you.
The Witchcraft school was named Hogwarts,
Wizards were so many, of all breeds or sorts,
Those 7 Novels by the great Ms. J K Rowling,
I just can’t afford to believe, all’s not real thing!
Let me bring in to you the wizards’ character,
Harry Potter, Hero, Dumbledore, his protector,
Potter, not a simpleton, and had two fine friends,
Sweet Hermione and Ron Weasley, in their tens!
The houses were divided, into flat groups of four,
Gryffindor and Slytherin, Oh! There is two more,
Ravenclaw and Hufflepuff, doesn’t have much,
Draco Malfoy and friends, hmm, nothing as such!
The big, huge Hagrid and the Professor Quirrell,
Severus Snape, he’s the best and so much to tell,
Did I forget about that huge game of Quidditch,
The most acclaimed game on Hogwarts’ Pitch!
Ron’s sister Ginny and little wizard, the Dobby,
Lupin, teach of Dark Arts, that ain’t his hobby,
There’s a dirty, Sirius, and a Gilderoy Lockhart,
Who stands just for fame, with his finger heart!
Minister of Magic, the short Mr. Cornelius Fudge,
Sinister of all, Barty Crouch, who won’t nudge,
The much hated Dolores, and that poor Cedric,
“Mad Eye” Moody, nearly Headless? How so sick!
Have not forgotten that one great dreary villain,
The one who fails every time like out of pencillin,
He was just only portrayed powerful, Voldemort,
Who never showed himself up, for the most part!
The Book
The First book was on, The Philosopher’s Stone,
When Harry’s parents were, agonizingly blown,
It was him all the while, that professor Quirrell,
The tactics did not work, neither did some spell!
Who dared to open it, The Chamber of Secrets?
Tom Riddle then propels a few primary threats,
It was she, who carried out all, Ginny Weasley,
That little diary was the only secret and the key!
Then came the escape of, The Prisoner of Azkaban,
The Buckbeak rider, Sirius, appeared old and tan,
Lupin, teaches The Defense against the dark arts,
He’s a werewolf by night, does win a lot of hearts!
Everyone loves this episode, The Goblet of Fire,
When Harry was blamed and was called a Liar,
That polyjuice potion to impersonate “Mad Eye”,
The Death eaters, announcing victories in the Sky!
We will see to obeying, The Order of the Phoenix,
Harry learning to master tricks with magic sticks,
Much reviled character enters, Dolores Umbridge,
She raises strapping rules, stronger than a ridge!
This is about the deeply suffering Half Blood Prince,
Harry Potter, the teenage wizard who forever wins,
Severus Snape now strangely will kill Dumbledore,
Harry is now detained by Snape and shown the door!
Harry Potter has to play for, The Deathly hallows,
The wonderful suspense plot, into the shallows,
No longer a threat, He-who-shall-not-be-named,
A customary ending, I’ll say, Harry’s not be blamed!
Epilogue
The spectacular story of wizardry finally ended,
A worthy read for all ages and it’s recommended,
He remained undefeatable, that old young prince,
‘Cause it pained never, so far, for Harry, ever since!
That’s a splendid work of mind's eye, did you say?
All said and done, wishing you ahead a lovely day,
Adios! I now have to get back to the code review,
Will carve twice a week, tacit between me and you.
Happy !
Why should I ever worry or be serious?
I am a very lucky, happy, easy going young man. I do not get anxious over anything that happens around me. Everything’s just perfect around me!
* The Anaconda food court ground floor started serving POLO VADA for breakfast. Haven’t you known? This Vada is special in a sense that the radius of the inner circle gets wider day by day that it causes the radius from the centre of the Vada to its circumference to the outer sector tending to zero!
The mysterious tale of vada to polo,
He is singing out here, loud and solo,
Why did the radius now get so small?
Can you please do a re-size or recall?
* Oh my god! This guy has got fits. Somebody please help. Someone please help! Oh. He he am sorry., he’s got his ear phones on and too loud music in the bus!
One big guy with his earphones on,
All through from dusk to next dawn,
Loud music is so bad for your ears,
Not bothered about your near and dears?
* Rest rooms! (With due respect to ladies, this section may be skipped. GOTO: Next section) Find the floor around the WCs and Urinals, sodden! I would have won an Olympic Gold Pedal Award for my hop, skip and jump for this feat!
Excuse me; can you please be tidier?
Please favor and be a valued volunteer,
The man that cleans, is human too and few,
Be nice to him, and do tell him, Thank You!
* ROOMIE’s Outlet. After 5-7 minutes of standing in that line. Yipeee.. I am a Winner. I get my Veg Coupon! I run as fast as possible. Already 15-20 people before me. Hurry up. Run. I can actually hear the engines starting and running inside my stomach. There….15….14….12….10….9...8…. huh? What? This nice smart Ghajini dude, comes in front of me, tells his girl “Hei, yei coupon bhi le lo “! … Grrrrrrr.. Back to 9 again! L
All those wait for a fine Bengali food,
He could have done really some good,
Should have come back in that line,
I’m pushed back again, from eight to nine!
* Standing in that BTM 7th Main Road, to catch an auto to reach Forum. Terminator Salvation. I have to go. 45, 50, 35, 30 Rupees and no autorick driver agreed for less. Very common thing you hear when you have either your ID Tag or formal clothes. Why are they so atrocious? I was wondering…
Final one, asks for 25, good, I said and was about to get in. This half-dude walks past me with his lady. Funny thing happened, the driver demanded 35 Rupees from him! Without a word, the half-dude gets into the auto with his lady and they were off, leaving me aghast!
I got my answers!
One ticket I had for Terminator Salvation,
Does he really do that, the money valuation?
Rent hike is all by me, auto fare rise is by me,
Will he ever realize money is not from tree?
He knows all, that one smart, auto driver,
This half-dude is from IT, one pearl-diver!
……… Is that the girl I saw in Forum last evening in KFC? She was great yesterday. Let me check if it really is her…I have to go now…..
What?
Did I hear you say... “What a socially irresponsible, pathetic young man? How abrupt he is? How mean can he be? “
Read my first line, again.
I am a very lucky, happy, easy going young man. I do not get anxious over anything that happens around me. Everything’s just perfect around me!
* The Anaconda food court ground floor started serving POLO VADA for breakfast. Haven’t you known? This Vada is special in a sense that the radius of the inner circle gets wider day by day that it causes the radius from the centre of the Vada to its circumference to the outer sector tending to zero!
The mysterious tale of vada to polo,
He is singing out here, loud and solo,
Why did the radius now get so small?
Can you please do a re-size or recall?
* Oh my god! This guy has got fits. Somebody please help. Someone please help! Oh. He he am sorry., he’s got his ear phones on and too loud music in the bus!
One big guy with his earphones on,
All through from dusk to next dawn,
Loud music is so bad for your ears,
Not bothered about your near and dears?
* Rest rooms! (With due respect to ladies, this section may be skipped. GOTO: Next section) Find the floor around the WCs and Urinals, sodden! I would have won an Olympic Gold Pedal Award for my hop, skip and jump for this feat!
Excuse me; can you please be tidier?
Please favor and be a valued volunteer,
The man that cleans, is human too and few,
Be nice to him, and do tell him, Thank You!
* ROOMIE’s Outlet. After 5-7 minutes of standing in that line. Yipeee.. I am a Winner. I get my Veg Coupon! I run as fast as possible. Already 15-20 people before me. Hurry up. Run. I can actually hear the engines starting and running inside my stomach. There….15….14….12….10….9...8…. huh? What? This nice smart Ghajini dude, comes in front of me, tells his girl “Hei, yei coupon bhi le lo “! … Grrrrrrr.. Back to 9 again! L
All those wait for a fine Bengali food,
He could have done really some good,
Should have come back in that line,
I’m pushed back again, from eight to nine!
* Standing in that BTM 7th Main Road, to catch an auto to reach Forum. Terminator Salvation. I have to go. 45, 50, 35, 30 Rupees and no autorick driver agreed for less. Very common thing you hear when you have either your ID Tag or formal clothes. Why are they so atrocious? I was wondering…
Final one, asks for 25, good, I said and was about to get in. This half-dude walks past me with his lady. Funny thing happened, the driver demanded 35 Rupees from him! Without a word, the half-dude gets into the auto with his lady and they were off, leaving me aghast!
I got my answers!
One ticket I had for Terminator Salvation,
Does he really do that, the money valuation?
Rent hike is all by me, auto fare rise is by me,
Will he ever realize money is not from tree?
He knows all, that one smart, auto driver,
This half-dude is from IT, one pearl-diver!
……… Is that the girl I saw in Forum last evening in KFC? She was great yesterday. Let me check if it really is her…I have to go now…..
What?
Did I hear you say... “What a socially irresponsible, pathetic young man? How abrupt he is? How mean can he be? “
Read my first line, again.
Jaadu Ki Jhappi - Munna Bhai
This movie is not about any serious killer,
Neither is this movie based on some thriller,
I am sure you will hardly share my feelings,
All this about problems solving and healings!
Munna ! This story does revolve around him,
And his love for that cute girl, Gracie, so slim,
This poem even talks about their quiet love,
This movie did really make me cry, all above.
First love failure and complete failure of soul,
Murli simply is not under the Dean’s control,
Zaheer was destined to die of stomach cancer,
Intimately fell in love with one sweet dancer!
Everyone wants one cute girl like gracie singh,
A sweet smile, who well replies when you ping,
You don’t need to be a smart Murli to get her,
We are all allowed to be crazy, and royally err !
All this movie says is be honest and truly love,
Whether it be a heavy cow or one small dove,
Life is all prepared for death, set as time bomb,
All this was programmed while in your womb!
Fill in my form; it is an emergency please,
Do it slowly, am still alive, all at your ease,
Don’t know the procedure to change room?
Looks don’t matter, so simply don’t assume.
This is a small world, truly fast and furious,
To care less for loved ones, so less curious,
Love really does cure even one in bad coma,
To cure it all you need is love, not a diploma.
Everyone wants to see one happy ending,
No one feels that love is all that’s pending,
Even a best doctor cannot really cure you,
If you don’t take care of yourself, it’s true!
You can even cure a carrom playing old man,
All that you need do is love and be his fan,
Love is all that you need to seek any cure,
Make sure it is really genuine and just pure!
I know that your memory is short and cute,
You will forget all this tomorrow, stay mute,
A bottle of wine has caused all this outcome,
Do take this to the heart, don’t spit like gum.
It is hard to be that hero, I really swear,
Bole to, really impossible, don’t compare!
One life you have Mamu, don’t be so blue,
It’s true for everyone, even for me and you!
...marne se pahle jeena
SEEKH LE !
Neither is this movie based on some thriller,
I am sure you will hardly share my feelings,
All this about problems solving and healings!
Munna ! This story does revolve around him,
And his love for that cute girl, Gracie, so slim,
This poem even talks about their quiet love,
This movie did really make me cry, all above.
First love failure and complete failure of soul,
Murli simply is not under the Dean’s control,
Zaheer was destined to die of stomach cancer,
Intimately fell in love with one sweet dancer!
Everyone wants one cute girl like gracie singh,
A sweet smile, who well replies when you ping,
You don’t need to be a smart Murli to get her,
We are all allowed to be crazy, and royally err !
All this movie says is be honest and truly love,
Whether it be a heavy cow or one small dove,
Life is all prepared for death, set as time bomb,
All this was programmed while in your womb!
Fill in my form; it is an emergency please,
Do it slowly, am still alive, all at your ease,
Don’t know the procedure to change room?
Looks don’t matter, so simply don’t assume.
This is a small world, truly fast and furious,
To care less for loved ones, so less curious,
Love really does cure even one in bad coma,
To cure it all you need is love, not a diploma.
Everyone wants to see one happy ending,
No one feels that love is all that’s pending,
Even a best doctor cannot really cure you,
If you don’t take care of yourself, it’s true!
You can even cure a carrom playing old man,
All that you need do is love and be his fan,
Love is all that you need to seek any cure,
Make sure it is really genuine and just pure!
I know that your memory is short and cute,
You will forget all this tomorrow, stay mute,
A bottle of wine has caused all this outcome,
Do take this to the heart, don’t spit like gum.
It is hard to be that hero, I really swear,
Bole to, really impossible, don’t compare!
One life you have Mamu, don’t be so blue,
It’s true for everyone, even for me and you!
...marne se pahle jeena
SEEKH LE !
Thursday, July 30, 2009
My Boss
This poem is all about our boss,
Who sits next, around or across.
They come in a variety of forms,
Who never know about dorms!
Why does he always pick on me?
Like some cop working for LAPD?
Why does he stare at my desktop?
Slay me like a cow in butcher shop.
Forever he carps about my work,
My colleague calls him, a big jerk.
He gets his laptop and for what?
One stupid workstation is all I got!
I did better work than other guys,
That never got into both his eyes!
Why am I the sufferer all the time?
Why am I not considered prime?
I fill in my efforts in DART on time,
Is taking long breaks such a crime?
I work all day to earn his respect,
He still sees me as one big suspect!
I am sure he won’t understand me,
And I am sure on this, he’d disagree,
Do I feel that he is always partial?
Considers my life, more of martial.
One day I will make him realize this,
That, the crack between us exists!
I am seriously waiting for that day,
That employee satisfaction survey.
I will, one day, be a manager, then,
Work best like one of the wise men,
I will lead my team all by example,
Prove better in the random sample.
Ah! Now he is out of HIS boss’s cabin,
I’ll now bring out the enemy within,
But, what do I see now on this face,
His face more like a bare disk space.
He walks towards me, that dry smile,
I badly thought it was his usual style
I was planning now to shout at him,
For the dry feedback, dull and dim.
Around me now, he puts his arm,
My mind clarifies, nothing to alarm,
He asks me, to go with him for tea,
I just had no choice, but to agree.
There he tells me about HIS boss,
That he made in all, one big loss,
I thought he was one happy man,
I turned wise; Realisation began.
Bosses will remain bosses forever,
All that matter is your endeavour,
I realized my folly and that so soon,
My doubts now gone, in that noon.
All I had to do was just talk to him,
He is human too, like me and Tim,
Problems come in shapes and sizes,
If you hesitate to TALK, crisis arises!
But, I swear I’ll be a very good lead,
And I will be the best of the breed,
I will appreciate each SE in my team,
I promise not to groan, even scream !
With that, I just came back to seat,
I found one task totally incomplete,
I called this SE who is part of team,
I wanted details on the downstream.
“What? Have you still not done that?”
I was so upset on that one little brat,
I was just about to lose my control,
I bit my tongue and it burnt like coal.
I calmed down and gave him a smile,
Hehe... AM HIS BOSS NOW, on trial,
I sat with him to get the work done,
A good relationship has just begun.
Bosses will be bosses now and ever,
I will remember that now, forever,
TEAM effort works for sure, it’s true,
It includes, my manager, me and you!
Sd/
Yuva
Who sits next, around or across.
They come in a variety of forms,
Who never know about dorms!
Why does he always pick on me?
Like some cop working for LAPD?
Why does he stare at my desktop?
Slay me like a cow in butcher shop.
Forever he carps about my work,
My colleague calls him, a big jerk.
He gets his laptop and for what?
One stupid workstation is all I got!
I did better work than other guys,
That never got into both his eyes!
Why am I the sufferer all the time?
Why am I not considered prime?
I fill in my efforts in DART on time,
Is taking long breaks such a crime?
I work all day to earn his respect,
He still sees me as one big suspect!
I am sure he won’t understand me,
And I am sure on this, he’d disagree,
Do I feel that he is always partial?
Considers my life, more of martial.
One day I will make him realize this,
That, the crack between us exists!
I am seriously waiting for that day,
That employee satisfaction survey.
I will, one day, be a manager, then,
Work best like one of the wise men,
I will lead my team all by example,
Prove better in the random sample.
Ah! Now he is out of HIS boss’s cabin,
I’ll now bring out the enemy within,
But, what do I see now on this face,
His face more like a bare disk space.
He walks towards me, that dry smile,
I badly thought it was his usual style
I was planning now to shout at him,
For the dry feedback, dull and dim.
Around me now, he puts his arm,
My mind clarifies, nothing to alarm,
He asks me, to go with him for tea,
I just had no choice, but to agree.
There he tells me about HIS boss,
That he made in all, one big loss,
I thought he was one happy man,
I turned wise; Realisation began.
Bosses will remain bosses forever,
All that matter is your endeavour,
I realized my folly and that so soon,
My doubts now gone, in that noon.
All I had to do was just talk to him,
He is human too, like me and Tim,
Problems come in shapes and sizes,
If you hesitate to TALK, crisis arises!
But, I swear I’ll be a very good lead,
And I will be the best of the breed,
I will appreciate each SE in my team,
I promise not to groan, even scream !
With that, I just came back to seat,
I found one task totally incomplete,
I called this SE who is part of team,
I wanted details on the downstream.
“What? Have you still not done that?”
I was so upset on that one little brat,
I was just about to lose my control,
I bit my tongue and it burnt like coal.
I calmed down and gave him a smile,
Hehe... AM HIS BOSS NOW, on trial,
I sat with him to get the work done,
A good relationship has just begun.
Bosses will be bosses now and ever,
I will remember that now, forever,
TEAM effort works for sure, it’s true,
It includes, my manager, me and you!
Sd/
Yuva
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
An attempt for a poem
This is a very diverse one of its own kind,
Hear and read duly with your open mind,
Is there anything special about this one?
Sonnet in sixteen lines is yet to begin,
Idyl, is about some hero of a bygone age,
Shape is what I tried best, with no image,
ABCs is something good I really want to try,
Nothing’s impossible, so let me aim to apply,
Acrostic in nature, and rhyming at its best,
Couplet is this long poem, not an acid test,
Romanticism is not part of all these lines,
Ode is not what I aimed at, so it confines,
Shakespearen sonnet ends after this one,
Tersest is my kind and this is almost done,
I ain’t sure, if you understood, from my clue,
Connect all, the things between me and you!
Hear and read duly with your open mind,
Is there anything special about this one?
Sonnet in sixteen lines is yet to begin,
Idyl, is about some hero of a bygone age,
Shape is what I tried best, with no image,
ABCs is something good I really want to try,
Nothing’s impossible, so let me aim to apply,
Acrostic in nature, and rhyming at its best,
Couplet is this long poem, not an acid test,
Romanticism is not part of all these lines,
Ode is not what I aimed at, so it confines,
Shakespearen sonnet ends after this one,
Tersest is my kind and this is almost done,
I ain’t sure, if you understood, from my clue,
Connect all, the things between me and you!
Saturday, July 25, 2009
Collection - Nine
Yawn. Yawn. Yawn. Monday!!! Is there anyone in office?
Am yet to start my day, sleepily….said the novice,
Interested in the Transformers II, Revenge of the fallen?
I told her NO, and ended up with a dark eye, nicely swollen!
So many people scurrying for a laptop purchase,
All that just to store loving memories in virtual space,
A heart is stolen each time, for the love so yearned,
Strange! How can you lose something again that was never returned?
Any keyboard and Guitar classes, in and around?
He just asked about some new speakers, with good surround,
And there is another post on Hindi classes,
Who cares? She is pondering over her new sun glasses!
Did you want to book a flat in SJR Equinox?
And he was selling tickets of some movie from 20th Century’s Fox,
Still looking for the phone Nokia 58 hundred?
Oh yes! ‘Cause you want the music on it thundered!
Help required on details, for baby sitting,
Please provide the details, before she completes her part of knitting,
Anyone who has a Nokia or a Motorola mobile charger?
Here I am, too busy on Mahindra-Satyam surname on merger.
Want to know more about the visitor’s entry policy?
Trust me, It’s now much difficult than your trip to Tennessee!
He badly needs info about openings in projects or BPO,
And she thinks, may be openings now are as good as a far sighted UFO!
Are you seeing a hard disk partition issue in sea gate?
And that you cannot proceed like, you are in stale mate?
Don’t fret, if it is well within the period of warranty,
Call customer care; response is much faster than a T-20!
Somebody badly wanted some pointer,
Is it in C or C++, that he wanted, can’t help ‘cause am just a writer,
Why do we still see queries on shift delete items from inbox?
Like some question as part of Sarbanes Oxley’s compliance or SOx ?
Confused about which six sports movies to watch for?
Hei, but what about the one on some race car?
And, tell me about the 2 days trip to Shimoga and Mysore,
Or would you prefer a trip to some mines, deep inside Earth’s Core!
Mystified between Dell and Lenova?
One is a good sell and the other is a super-nova,
Please take some time to analyze what your actual usage is,
Just to worry later, simply by going blind on top brand fizz!
Do you want to know what do you call in Kannada, a Giraffe?
Mind it! You are in the part of day, which is only the first half,
Few are worried that internet is down,
That gives a few others just another reason to frown.
That’s an interesting yet scary link on Food. Inc,
Come what may, don’t forget to wash the dishes after food in your sink,
What ever you do, you cannot improve the use of the CPU,
So, keep it low and allow me to fuse that smile, between me and you.
Am yet to start my day, sleepily….said the novice,
Interested in the Transformers II, Revenge of the fallen?
I told her NO, and ended up with a dark eye, nicely swollen!
So many people scurrying for a laptop purchase,
All that just to store loving memories in virtual space,
A heart is stolen each time, for the love so yearned,
Strange! How can you lose something again that was never returned?
Any keyboard and Guitar classes, in and around?
He just asked about some new speakers, with good surround,
And there is another post on Hindi classes,
Who cares? She is pondering over her new sun glasses!
Did you want to book a flat in SJR Equinox?
And he was selling tickets of some movie from 20th Century’s Fox,
Still looking for the phone Nokia 58 hundred?
Oh yes! ‘Cause you want the music on it thundered!
Help required on details, for baby sitting,
Please provide the details, before she completes her part of knitting,
Anyone who has a Nokia or a Motorola mobile charger?
Here I am, too busy on Mahindra-Satyam surname on merger.
Want to know more about the visitor’s entry policy?
Trust me, It’s now much difficult than your trip to Tennessee!
He badly needs info about openings in projects or BPO,
And she thinks, may be openings now are as good as a far sighted UFO!
Are you seeing a hard disk partition issue in sea gate?
And that you cannot proceed like, you are in stale mate?
Don’t fret, if it is well within the period of warranty,
Call customer care; response is much faster than a T-20!
Somebody badly wanted some pointer,
Is it in C or C++, that he wanted, can’t help ‘cause am just a writer,
Why do we still see queries on shift delete items from inbox?
Like some question as part of Sarbanes Oxley’s compliance or SOx ?
Confused about which six sports movies to watch for?
Hei, but what about the one on some race car?
And, tell me about the 2 days trip to Shimoga and Mysore,
Or would you prefer a trip to some mines, deep inside Earth’s Core!
Mystified between Dell and Lenova?
One is a good sell and the other is a super-nova,
Please take some time to analyze what your actual usage is,
Just to worry later, simply by going blind on top brand fizz!
Do you want to know what do you call in Kannada, a Giraffe?
Mind it! You are in the part of day, which is only the first half,
Few are worried that internet is down,
That gives a few others just another reason to frown.
That’s an interesting yet scary link on Food. Inc,
Come what may, don’t forget to wash the dishes after food in your sink,
What ever you do, you cannot improve the use of the CPU,
So, keep it low and allow me to fuse that smile, between me and you.
Collection - Eight
Child is the father of a man, Wordsworth said long ago,
“You Know? In Egypt, Bob’s Daddy after dying became a Mummy!!! “Whispered Little Joe,
Now, can you really afford that big LCD TV?
Hopefully, you took permission from your mom and biwi!
Just found in Terminal, The Ultimate Job Search Letters Book,
Very interesting, can I borrow it for a day and have a Look?
Now back to the trend of buying an open jeep,
He is not listening, I get it, he just went back, after the lunch, to deep sleep!
Of course, you are allowed to take limited photo copies or Xerox,
Watch out that T’s not some print of tickets for INOX.
Please, please shun using Cell Phones while crossing the road,
It is very dangerous only to you, worse than an unfound bug in production run code!
Please do pray before you sleep, for serenity, while you live,
Wash your sox often, so others can breathe and have blessings to give,
My friend says “Nicely written, but it is in English!! “,
“Dude, you can’t say that”, I said, “We are on pinnacle of the ecological Niche! “
Looks like no one knows where the UBS ODC is,
I am sure there is one project like that in Infosys.
One seemingly harmless post for a tour to Indonesia,
Come on! I never knew Goa and Kerala were part of Asia!
Need a good DELL laptop on concession?
Better ask for discounts in times like these of recession.
There is a inquiry regarding good set top box from Hathway,
Is that a gift to your Dad for Father’s day, on success, of taking his pathway?
Do you really want a good, full time maid?
Then make sure, she is loyal and definitely well paid,
Congratulations to all the folks from batch 23rd June 08,
That’s around 2 years now, since I went on my first date!
Looking for a 20K range Nokia phone in Nseries?
Everything goes by, without a doubt, by Murphy’s simple theories,
Btw, how do you pay your Bescom power bill?
Bescom outlet, Bangalore One, Internet…all from India not Brazil.
Oh Monsoons!! Please don’t fail,
Else let me know you are coming, through my id over e-mail,
Did you just say that you lost your salary slip?
IT Salary dude, am sure it is hiding inside your silicon chip!
Now there’s one Phone break, and it’s called Ultrasn0w,
I Wish there was one in Oceans’ 13 for Al Pacino,
Do you believe that miracles do happen in real life?
‘Definitely! How else do you think he’s married? “, agrees my pal’s wife!
You cannot block in companies, Google.co.in,
Not using it @ Work, is far worse than, The Last Supper’s novel sin,
Why to agonize whether the story on Orkut’s a hoax?
Just know that, James Gosling’s Java evolved from name of Oak’s!
Three dark days in a month, and that’s about the eclipse,
Did I miss her smile, or did it just slip out of her lips?
But, why do I now have this strange feeling of Deja-vu,
When I saw you just once, failed to quash, all that between me and you.
“You Know? In Egypt, Bob’s Daddy after dying became a Mummy!!! “Whispered Little Joe,
Now, can you really afford that big LCD TV?
Hopefully, you took permission from your mom and biwi!
Just found in Terminal, The Ultimate Job Search Letters Book,
Very interesting, can I borrow it for a day and have a Look?
Now back to the trend of buying an open jeep,
He is not listening, I get it, he just went back, after the lunch, to deep sleep!
Of course, you are allowed to take limited photo copies or Xerox,
Watch out that T’s not some print of tickets for INOX.
Please, please shun using Cell Phones while crossing the road,
It is very dangerous only to you, worse than an unfound bug in production run code!
Please do pray before you sleep, for serenity, while you live,
Wash your sox often, so others can breathe and have blessings to give,
My friend says “Nicely written, but it is in English!! “,
“Dude, you can’t say that”, I said, “We are on pinnacle of the ecological Niche! “
Looks like no one knows where the UBS ODC is,
I am sure there is one project like that in Infosys.
One seemingly harmless post for a tour to Indonesia,
Come on! I never knew Goa and Kerala were part of Asia!
Need a good DELL laptop on concession?
Better ask for discounts in times like these of recession.
There is a inquiry regarding good set top box from Hathway,
Is that a gift to your Dad for Father’s day, on success, of taking his pathway?
Do you really want a good, full time maid?
Then make sure, she is loyal and definitely well paid,
Congratulations to all the folks from batch 23rd June 08,
That’s around 2 years now, since I went on my first date!
Looking for a 20K range Nokia phone in Nseries?
Everything goes by, without a doubt, by Murphy’s simple theories,
Btw, how do you pay your Bescom power bill?
Bescom outlet, Bangalore One, Internet…all from India not Brazil.
Oh Monsoons!! Please don’t fail,
Else let me know you are coming, through my id over e-mail,
Did you just say that you lost your salary slip?
IT Salary dude, am sure it is hiding inside your silicon chip!
Now there’s one Phone break, and it’s called Ultrasn0w,
I Wish there was one in Oceans’ 13 for Al Pacino,
Do you believe that miracles do happen in real life?
‘Definitely! How else do you think he’s married? “, agrees my pal’s wife!
You cannot block in companies, Google.co.in,
Not using it @ Work, is far worse than, The Last Supper’s novel sin,
Why to agonize whether the story on Orkut’s a hoax?
Just know that, James Gosling’s Java evolved from name of Oak’s!
Three dark days in a month, and that’s about the eclipse,
Did I miss her smile, or did it just slip out of her lips?
But, why do I now have this strange feeling of Deja-vu,
When I saw you just once, failed to quash, all that between me and you.
Collection - Seven
Too long to comprehend, are you finding it difficult?
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Will keep it short, attribute to that message from the occult,
Everything from now will be curbed to 28 lines,
Will make it look better and try giving the shines!
Why is it difficult to obey the traffic rules?
Hei, its much easier than the law of Joule’s,
Everything is a belief when it comes to moons, stars and Tarots,
I am an astrologer; I say this, all rabbits love carrots, without using Parrots!
Wanting to find someone not using a cell phone?
They sure will answer, that’s two of them, Wilma and Flintstone,
He seems to prefer more of the tunes of Looney,
Girls say, he’s serious and sexy and that’s George Clooney!
It is a full house on new terrible PJs,
It rocked my tummy more than Ballets,
Looking for a good neural surgeon?
Am struggling with the network, in my all new Virgin!
Looking for a good person for free financial planning,
It’s illicit to reveal the sex of the foetus, thru multi screen scanning,
Asked his wife, “Why does it have to be RIGHT for everything? “,
“Think twice before you say anything to her “, warned, his engagement ring!
That’s a real serious post on sale for Hamster,
Taking it as a pet, I suspect, will be part of anyone’s roster,
Need help on details on purifiers or coolers for water?
Only In a church you find a father, mother, son, sister and brother but no daughter!
The jury resigns. Couldn't make out the killer,
Oooooh.. A chill runs down my spine, Man! It’s a thriller!
To whom all will the Infy Idle Award go to?
Will they give it to us, reader and writer, to share it between me and you!
Collection - Six
Good Morning………………..Bangalore!!!
Feeling good? Just checking, to make sure,
Why does every weekend run so fast?
Just move on, this moment’s already past!
Want to apply for PAN Card Duplicate?
I know you badly need it, at any rate,
Info needed on shops for good curtain,
Sure which color to buy? Or still uncertain?
It’s open on weekends, the Laundromat,
While the machine rinses, sit and chat,
That atrocious new rate on parking fees,
“Pay now or… ”, he says, “On your knees “!
Nice story to buy a father’s time,
Cleansed the heart, like chloride of lime,
She lost in B32 her precious ring,
I was in KFC then, savoring the chicken wing.
Kannada to English Translation for ‘Concern’?
I’ll tell ya, but will I be exempted from tax return?
So much for that news on 26/11,
666 is Devil’s Own, no way to heaven!
This is just out of curiosity,
I PINned in reverse, ERROR! That’s a pity,
So, don’t blindly rely on some email,
Even if it has to be about Holy Grail!
Terminator Salvation, of Men and Machines,
Glad to see John Connor out of his teens,
Will give you the reviews for NEW YORK,
Just help me get off, the bottle, this old cork!
North Indian Cook available in BTM,
All through the day from AM to PM,
Well drafted wedding alliance post,
If fixed, will you invite and offer French toast?
Needed a good Mehndi Artist,
Is it for a wedding, Indian art on palm and Wrist?
Hard disk, data recovery and its cost,
As long as zero sector’s fine, nothing’s lost.
Finally he pulled up to ask, with some good nerve,
His heart pounding like, a sinusoidal curve,
Then came the courteous reply, with subdue,
Keep composed; this’ just between me and you.
Feeling good? Just checking, to make sure,
Why does every weekend run so fast?
Just move on, this moment’s already past!
Want to apply for PAN Card Duplicate?
I know you badly need it, at any rate,
Info needed on shops for good curtain,
Sure which color to buy? Or still uncertain?
It’s open on weekends, the Laundromat,
While the machine rinses, sit and chat,
That atrocious new rate on parking fees,
“Pay now or… ”, he says, “On your knees “!
Nice story to buy a father’s time,
Cleansed the heart, like chloride of lime,
She lost in B32 her precious ring,
I was in KFC then, savoring the chicken wing.
Kannada to English Translation for ‘Concern’?
I’ll tell ya, but will I be exempted from tax return?
So much for that news on 26/11,
666 is Devil’s Own, no way to heaven!
This is just out of curiosity,
I PINned in reverse, ERROR! That’s a pity,
So, don’t blindly rely on some email,
Even if it has to be about Holy Grail!
Terminator Salvation, of Men and Machines,
Glad to see John Connor out of his teens,
Will give you the reviews for NEW YORK,
Just help me get off, the bottle, this old cork!
North Indian Cook available in BTM,
All through the day from AM to PM,
Well drafted wedding alliance post,
If fixed, will you invite and offer French toast?
Needed a good Mehndi Artist,
Is it for a wedding, Indian art on palm and Wrist?
Hard disk, data recovery and its cost,
As long as zero sector’s fine, nothing’s lost.
Finally he pulled up to ask, with some good nerve,
His heart pounding like, a sinusoidal curve,
Then came the courteous reply, with subdue,
Keep composed; this’ just between me and you.
Collection - Five
The day began with one gas cylinder,
Please help him now, my near and dear,
Non-utilization of potential, in nation,
That’s Memory Management Violation!
He just found a RSA secure ID,
He may have thought, it’s a sugar candy,
She just mislaid her eye spectacle,
Apple’s fleshy part’s just a receptacle!
Why do they prefer only a window seat?
May be to find someone better on street,
Audition in Bangalore DC, for Roadies?
Please go thru’ all rules of the ASHIs!
That steep 4 rupee hike in petrol price,
Will have impact,in FCs, on Roti and Rice,
Where do you find the talent density?
Over the weekends in Electronic city!
C,v,h,t keys not working on keyboard ?
Simply restart, and have it later explored,
Gift for Parents on wedding anniversary?
Keep them at ease from your nursery….!
Urgently needed one key maker,
I haven’t seen one in many a acre,
Need astrology services for good living?
Love a lot; share your heart, by giving.
Again that, puzzle on house number,
Feel myself going dumb and dumber,
Lost a Foldable mobile of Sony Ericsson?
Is it a present from your beloved one?
Looking for an erstwhile name for Finacle?
Find a good one, for an IBU on pinnacle,
Is there one shop on Nokia Care?
No one replied so far, that’s unfair!
If you want me to disclose that one truth,
Call me from some private telephone booth,
That truly is one such a long story,
The age old word that has eternal glory!
Don’t think of this one as another rap,
It’s really a good time for a small nap,
Don’t go line on line as in code review,
Keep it light and plain, just between me and you.
Please help him now, my near and dear,
Non-utilization of potential, in nation,
That’s Memory Management Violation!
He just found a RSA secure ID,
He may have thought, it’s a sugar candy,
She just mislaid her eye spectacle,
Apple’s fleshy part’s just a receptacle!
Why do they prefer only a window seat?
May be to find someone better on street,
Audition in Bangalore DC, for Roadies?
Please go thru’ all rules of the ASHIs!
That steep 4 rupee hike in petrol price,
Will have impact,in FCs, on Roti and Rice,
Where do you find the talent density?
Over the weekends in Electronic city!
C,v,h,t keys not working on keyboard ?
Simply restart, and have it later explored,
Gift for Parents on wedding anniversary?
Keep them at ease from your nursery….!
Urgently needed one key maker,
I haven’t seen one in many a acre,
Need astrology services for good living?
Love a lot; share your heart, by giving.
Again that, puzzle on house number,
Feel myself going dumb and dumber,
Lost a Foldable mobile of Sony Ericsson?
Is it a present from your beloved one?
Looking for an erstwhile name for Finacle?
Find a good one, for an IBU on pinnacle,
Is there one shop on Nokia Care?
No one replied so far, that’s unfair!
If you want me to disclose that one truth,
Call me from some private telephone booth,
That truly is one such a long story,
The age old word that has eternal glory!
Don’t think of this one as another rap,
It’s really a good time for a small nap,
Don’t go line on line as in code review,
Keep it light and plain, just between me and you.
Collection - Four
Number of posts, clears upper circuit,
Registration for, Health club makes it,
Fast and furious as an electric funeral,
For the First time ever in KEC General!
This time the clash is on the letter E,
Broadly used, to the highest degree,
Some posting on, his last note in BB,
Hopefully it isn’t for fear of Hepatitis B!
Side Effects of being an Infoscion?
Attribute it to 15 mins and hours in nine,
One and only post on Silk Material,
My Girl lives only on ‘Saas-Bahu’, Serial “!
Do you badly need one voice recorder?
Will tell later, ‘cause my phone’s out of order,
You can now file returns without a UTN,
It’s for everyone, counting Reima Sen !
That one email on debit card pins,
PINs are unlike, even for identical twins,
Simply delete it, and mark ’em spam,
Can I help you do that, my dear Ma’am?
She just lost her cell phone battery,
This kind of loss is some mystery,
Needed that book on Angels and Demons,
Try posting this, again in Siemens!
Quit smoking now for a glittering smile,
Need a witty cause to go that extra mile?
Girls generally prefer, a fine non-smoker,
There is no Joker, in the game of Poker!
Only one girl survives, that Plane crash,
She is a Phoenix, to rise from the ash,
Required a nice name for a Juice shop,
Will you give soda-pop and in roof-top !
Traffic jam expected in outer ring road,
That’s a fine info today on Bulletin Board,
Is there too much of Information overload?
Don’t worry sir, your skull wont explode!
A 34 char Display Name, for class on kung fu,
Do pardon me sir, that’s a bird’s eye view,
All this on this ode called one ‘Name IT’,
Fault of writer, not of poem, so don’t blame it!
I have been trying as much as I can,
To keep you amused, my dear fan,
I much prefer to slurp that cold Cool Blue,
Shall I order it now, just for me and you!
Registration for, Health club makes it,
Fast and furious as an electric funeral,
For the First time ever in KEC General!
This time the clash is on the letter E,
Broadly used, to the highest degree,
Some posting on, his last note in BB,
Hopefully it isn’t for fear of Hepatitis B!
Side Effects of being an Infoscion?
Attribute it to 15 mins and hours in nine,
One and only post on Silk Material,
My Girl lives only on ‘Saas-Bahu’, Serial “!
Do you badly need one voice recorder?
Will tell later, ‘cause my phone’s out of order,
You can now file returns without a UTN,
It’s for everyone, counting Reima Sen !
That one email on debit card pins,
PINs are unlike, even for identical twins,
Simply delete it, and mark ’em spam,
Can I help you do that, my dear Ma’am?
She just lost her cell phone battery,
This kind of loss is some mystery,
Needed that book on Angels and Demons,
Try posting this, again in Siemens!
Quit smoking now for a glittering smile,
Need a witty cause to go that extra mile?
Girls generally prefer, a fine non-smoker,
There is no Joker, in the game of Poker!
Only one girl survives, that Plane crash,
She is a Phoenix, to rise from the ash,
Required a nice name for a Juice shop,
Will you give soda-pop and in roof-top !
Traffic jam expected in outer ring road,
That’s a fine info today on Bulletin Board,
Is there too much of Information overload?
Don’t worry sir, your skull wont explode!
A 34 char Display Name, for class on kung fu,
Do pardon me sir, that’s a bird’s eye view,
All this on this ode called one ‘Name IT’,
Fault of writer, not of poem, so don’t blame it!
I have been trying as much as I can,
To keep you amused, my dear fan,
I much prefer to slurp that cold Cool Blue,
Shall I order it now, just for me and you!
Collection - Three
This day can’t be adorned better,
Freeing all from being a debtor,
My Dear Salary gives me a wink,
Wow! Sound of money, Clink! Clink!!
So much for that Statue spree,
Why do you really need to worry?
Birds use this lavatory, all for free,
Coat their heads with all types of curry!
Need suitable alliance for your sister?
Make it plain and not a tongue-twister,
Want pointers for hotels in Pondicherry?
I shall send it now to your Blackberry!
They say ‘Like King, Like Subjects’,
I say ‘Love the King, still no one objects!’,
Engaged to calls or Calls to the Engaged?
Get her here now, than stay assuaged.
Need help to submit docs in K-Shop?
Continue posting and go on non-stop,
Needed start date for facilities card,
He has so much time, Oh, my God!
So many of those top reality shows,
My mom and dad saw and simply froze,
That one weird cactus in Honda Jazz,
That is market hype’s big razzmatazz!
She is the perfect one for Swayamwar,
She dots him, says “That’s my Monsieur “,
“Am too daring”, says Ms. Rakhi Savant,
“Draupadi had 5, will add one, then I’m 7th! “
Configuring outlook for your Gmail?
It’s paid, I guess, but I have no detail,
Someone please help on MS in BITS,
Answer in detail, or in bytes and bits!
All that info for classes on Salsa,
Hold her upright, he cries from NASA,
Need pointers to some good anti virus?
Ask him for advice, that Broacha, Cyrus!
All this for one conscious recipient,
Perfectly existent and not a incipient,
I really don’t know to pretend so true,
For one candid move, just between me and you.
Freeing all from being a debtor,
My Dear Salary gives me a wink,
Wow! Sound of money, Clink! Clink!!
So much for that Statue spree,
Why do you really need to worry?
Birds use this lavatory, all for free,
Coat their heads with all types of curry!
Need suitable alliance for your sister?
Make it plain and not a tongue-twister,
Want pointers for hotels in Pondicherry?
I shall send it now to your Blackberry!
They say ‘Like King, Like Subjects’,
I say ‘Love the King, still no one objects!’,
Engaged to calls or Calls to the Engaged?
Get her here now, than stay assuaged.
Need help to submit docs in K-Shop?
Continue posting and go on non-stop,
Needed start date for facilities card,
He has so much time, Oh, my God!
So many of those top reality shows,
My mom and dad saw and simply froze,
That one weird cactus in Honda Jazz,
That is market hype’s big razzmatazz!
She is the perfect one for Swayamwar,
She dots him, says “That’s my Monsieur “,
“Am too daring”, says Ms. Rakhi Savant,
“Draupadi had 5, will add one, then I’m 7th! “
Configuring outlook for your Gmail?
It’s paid, I guess, but I have no detail,
Someone please help on MS in BITS,
Answer in detail, or in bytes and bits!
All that info for classes on Salsa,
Hold her upright, he cries from NASA,
Need pointers to some good anti virus?
Ask him for advice, that Broacha, Cyrus!
All this for one conscious recipient,
Perfectly existent and not a incipient,
I really don’t know to pretend so true,
For one candid move, just between me and you.
Collection - Two
All that matters is one right attitude,
Longer and wider than longitude and latitude,
And that’s one puzzle on real life,
Solve at leisure, none’s forcing you with a knife!
Needed Malayalam songs link,
Search in Google, you’ll get, I think,
Oh my! That old, Guess, who is it?
That’s Sachin, digitally, with odd parity bit!
Pointers to classes and practice Yoga?
There are no dress limits, not even Toga,
Shops for party, casual wear and robes?
Did you know that it’s here, in India, Forbes!
She badly needs letter of experience,
Right now! She says and it’s present tense,
Did you watch the movie ‘Take the Lead ‘?
Salsa, tango and foxtrot only for those in need.
Planning for a trip to Goa?
Oh I see! You are jammed in Java,
Poor show of Lead Infy audience,
Or were invites sent just for aliens?
Issues with PVR Online Booking?
I see it too, sure something’s cooking,Help needed with some landmark,
Got tips for Bannerghatta National Park!
Queries on car driving license,
I learned to drive first, next to the Bisons!
Teasers on when was the last time,
You were part of some impish crime.?
Did he have a girlfriend, that He-Man?
He says, “I’d stay single and that’s a nice plan “,
This is one KEC General EOD Report,
Thanks Catherine! For your line and support!
To answer on what inspired this rhyme?
It’s just one big Soda, with a lit bit of lime,
Never seen such a startling beauty,
Alas! Have to get to work, on call of duty!
Florist needed for sending flowers,
In seconds or minutes than in hours,
Am just about to make my debut,
Curse me, but hush it between me and you.
Longer and wider than longitude and latitude,
And that’s one puzzle on real life,
Solve at leisure, none’s forcing you with a knife!
Needed Malayalam songs link,
Search in Google, you’ll get, I think,
Oh my! That old, Guess, who is it?
That’s Sachin, digitally, with odd parity bit!
Pointers to classes and practice Yoga?
There are no dress limits, not even Toga,
Shops for party, casual wear and robes?
Did you know that it’s here, in India, Forbes!
She badly needs letter of experience,
Right now! She says and it’s present tense,
Did you watch the movie ‘Take the Lead ‘?
Salsa, tango and foxtrot only for those in need.
Planning for a trip to Goa?
Oh I see! You are jammed in Java,
Poor show of Lead Infy audience,
Or were invites sent just for aliens?
Issues with PVR Online Booking?
I see it too, sure something’s cooking,Help needed with some landmark,
Got tips for Bannerghatta National Park!
Queries on car driving license,
I learned to drive first, next to the Bisons!
Teasers on when was the last time,
You were part of some impish crime.?
Did he have a girlfriend, that He-Man?
He says, “I’d stay single and that’s a nice plan “,
This is one KEC General EOD Report,
Thanks Catherine! For your line and support!
To answer on what inspired this rhyme?
It’s just one big Soda, with a lit bit of lime,
Never seen such a startling beauty,
Alas! Have to get to work, on call of duty!
Florist needed for sending flowers,
In seconds or minutes than in hours,
Am just about to make my debut,
Curse me, but hush it between me and you.
Collections - One
My day started with one big puzzle,
Tried hard I, couldn’t figure out or muzzle,
Need special names from movie list?
Watch ‘Wild Things’, it’s got good twist.
I’m made humble by a simple comment,
Rarely are you in such a moment,
So much for the English alphabet I,
Relaxations end this month for the TIE!
Fine posts on marriage alliance,
Confuse not with a sale for home appliance,
Santro Zing is now available for sale,
Someone wants a ticket for one adult, male!
Enrolled and no table for snooker?
And he regretted on a bad house broker,
1100 quota seats in IIT on vacancy,
That’s the clear upshot of unclear policy.
Thoughts to Scrap 10th board exam?
Must have taken the hint from, John Abraham,
Why would they not go now only by merit?
Age old crisis, he says, simply press shift and delete!
India having its own spiderman?
He would simply be lost in Mallya’s beer Ad can!
Two tickets to PVR is all that was told,
I really wonder now if it was sold!
United by country and divided by state,
My genial country in pieces more than eight,
When all that I ask for is just love not hate,
Someone’s futile ego and one civic debate!
Memories of Good old, old bus stop,
When food was free, so was pick up and drop,
Need info on audio system for car,
So many options, truly there are.
Nandan to step down from Infy board,
Our PM has already said, “Welcome, aboard “!,
Truly deserved, for him, it would be,
He surely is our Infy’s Big B!
Heard of anything that turned you divine?
All Life’s immortal until the first Love and glass of wine,
Spare me and that’s just my point of view,
‘Cause I know, it doesn’t mar anything between me and you.
Tried hard I, couldn’t figure out or muzzle,
Need special names from movie list?
Watch ‘Wild Things’, it’s got good twist.
I’m made humble by a simple comment,
Rarely are you in such a moment,
So much for the English alphabet I,
Relaxations end this month for the TIE!
Fine posts on marriage alliance,
Confuse not with a sale for home appliance,
Santro Zing is now available for sale,
Someone wants a ticket for one adult, male!
Enrolled and no table for snooker?
And he regretted on a bad house broker,
1100 quota seats in IIT on vacancy,
That’s the clear upshot of unclear policy.
Thoughts to Scrap 10th board exam?
Must have taken the hint from, John Abraham,
Why would they not go now only by merit?
Age old crisis, he says, simply press shift and delete!
India having its own spiderman?
He would simply be lost in Mallya’s beer Ad can!
Two tickets to PVR is all that was told,
I really wonder now if it was sold!
United by country and divided by state,
My genial country in pieces more than eight,
When all that I ask for is just love not hate,
Someone’s futile ego and one civic debate!
Memories of Good old, old bus stop,
When food was free, so was pick up and drop,
Need info on audio system for car,
So many options, truly there are.
Nandan to step down from Infy board,
Our PM has already said, “Welcome, aboard “!,
Truly deserved, for him, it would be,
He surely is our Infy’s Big B!
Heard of anything that turned you divine?
All Life’s immortal until the first Love and glass of wine,
Spare me and that’s just my point of view,
‘Cause I know, it doesn’t mar anything between me and you.
My First 'so-called' poem
A good old heart just got stolen,
As quickly as a airborne pollen,
There goes another i-Pod,
Who will I complain to, oh my God,
Did you say you lost a kidney?
Its not as important as Ms. Whitney,
It all started from a sad old , old gift clock,
You can make jokes, oh ! that’s just a block,
Of course, we will never have to go blue,
Until it happens to me and you !
As quickly as a airborne pollen,
There goes another i-Pod,
Who will I complain to, oh my God,
Did you say you lost a kidney?
Its not as important as Ms. Whitney,
It all started from a sad old , old gift clock,
You can make jokes, oh ! that’s just a block,
Of course, we will never have to go blue,
Until it happens to me and you !
Friday, July 24, 2009
Collection
He strongly prefers being safe than sorry,
Oh please, I am not talking about a safari,
I have no clue, why people do swipe twice,
And have a single swipe entry, otherwise!
I don’t have to worry about the solar eclipse,
I hate it when I can’t get food thru’ my lips,
How does it matter, if it is good or unlucky?
Will Infy let me travel, at least to Kentucky ?
The KEC stands for Keonics Electronic City ,
I for eternity try to make my poems, ditty,
Such a small world, she says, and very sure,
Why don’t you break it now, and be a cure?
Someone’s badly searching for a nice PG,
She wanted one decent, to a good degree,
Yet another posting on filing the IT return,
File it now; this isn’t court to simply adjourn!
Photo contest polling is open, say cheese,
Click even a picture of a dog, full with fleas,
He still could not find one working scanner,
Repairing, is it not part of any event planner?
We truly are no more humans, but machines,
Smile daily in bus, not just to attract queens,
He needed some recent Hindi songs to listen,
Is it to sing to her, to watch her eyes glisten?
That trifling benefit on tax exemption limit,
Capital gain now part of salary, had to admit,
Is Infosys allowing for some industrial visit?
And enable them to join here, that’s revisit!
He needs details on furniture given for rent,
Please be careful and ensure there’s no dent,
Government says use paper bags for plastic,
Save trees; No paper prints, that’s fantastic!
Owners now in city not returning the deposit,
Agreement’s useless; drown it in water closet,
That priceless one post on having a nice day,
More beautifully presented than a bouquet!
Some red ties are required for a dance show,
A Dance with Cameron Diaz, in coco bongo?
I fail to grasp the issue on Infosys Diwali date,
Should have checked the leave system, Mate!
You have every right now, to pour your feeling,
It’s a big matter of heart, that’s heavy dealing,
Expect nothing in return, for the love you give,
Live a life like a Champion, relive and forgive!
She loved me much, wanted another beginning,
I had to tell her No, help me stop from sinning,
I really did love her and that certainly was true,
I said, keep on loving, it’s between me and you.
Oh please, I am not talking about a safari,
I have no clue, why people do swipe twice,
And have a single swipe entry, otherwise!
I don’t have to worry about the solar eclipse,
I hate it when I can’t get food thru’ my lips,
How does it matter, if it is good or unlucky?
Will Infy let me travel, at least to Kentucky ?
The KEC stands for Keonics Electronic City ,
I for eternity try to make my poems, ditty,
Such a small world, she says, and very sure,
Why don’t you break it now, and be a cure?
Someone’s badly searching for a nice PG,
She wanted one decent, to a good degree,
Yet another posting on filing the IT return,
File it now; this isn’t court to simply adjourn!
Photo contest polling is open, say cheese,
Click even a picture of a dog, full with fleas,
He still could not find one working scanner,
Repairing, is it not part of any event planner?
We truly are no more humans, but machines,
Smile daily in bus, not just to attract queens,
He needed some recent Hindi songs to listen,
Is it to sing to her, to watch her eyes glisten?
That trifling benefit on tax exemption limit,
Capital gain now part of salary, had to admit,
Is Infosys allowing for some industrial visit?
And enable them to join here, that’s revisit!
He needs details on furniture given for rent,
Please be careful and ensure there’s no dent,
Government says use paper bags for plastic,
Save trees; No paper prints, that’s fantastic!
Owners now in city not returning the deposit,
Agreement’s useless; drown it in water closet,
That priceless one post on having a nice day,
More beautifully presented than a bouquet!
Some red ties are required for a dance show,
A Dance with Cameron Diaz, in coco bongo?
I fail to grasp the issue on Infosys Diwali date,
Should have checked the leave system, Mate!
You have every right now, to pour your feeling,
It’s a big matter of heart, that’s heavy dealing,
Expect nothing in return, for the love you give,
Live a life like a Champion, relive and forgive!
She loved me much, wanted another beginning,
I had to tell her No, help me stop from sinning,
I really did love her and that certainly was true,
I said, keep on loving, it’s between me and you.
Courtesy
Shameless infoscion? I’ve no comment,
Wrong upshot of some ancestral descent,
Don’t brand him under the title, Infosys,
We’re too busy to remark, me and Kris!
That is one habit to reserve in bus, a seat,
A little disrespect marks you incomplete,
Please avoid blocking seats during lunch,
Offers seats to others post your munch!
Lots of seats and shade here to chatter,
For gossips, laughter, any subject matter,
If only you didn’t let me wait with a plate,
I would be in time for a meeting, not late!
No cell phones please, while on the cycle,
Even if about death of Jackson, Michael,
She almost fell off from that speed ride,
That lovely, just married, new little bride!
I love sleeping, snore to glory in the bus,
I even love to talk anything and discuss,
Would appreciate if you can lower voice,
Lots of us, just whimper with no choice!
Please do respect the food token queue,
Joining in between, every time a déjà vu,
Please wait for your turn at the counter,
Alas ! No one to kill on some encounter!
A little courtesy more towards our ladies,
If you have a big heart, even in Mercedes,
Do offer them seats, if you see the, gripe,
Even if you get late, and forget to swipe!
I am not great, just another simple man,
Its simply that I regard you, my own clan,
It’s your choice, but this my angle of view,
Kick me in private; keep it betwixt me & you.
Wrong upshot of some ancestral descent,
Don’t brand him under the title, Infosys,
We’re too busy to remark, me and Kris!
That is one habit to reserve in bus, a seat,
A little disrespect marks you incomplete,
Please avoid blocking seats during lunch,
Offers seats to others post your munch!
Lots of seats and shade here to chatter,
For gossips, laughter, any subject matter,
If only you didn’t let me wait with a plate,
I would be in time for a meeting, not late!
No cell phones please, while on the cycle,
Even if about death of Jackson, Michael,
She almost fell off from that speed ride,
That lovely, just married, new little bride!
I love sleeping, snore to glory in the bus,
I even love to talk anything and discuss,
Would appreciate if you can lower voice,
Lots of us, just whimper with no choice!
Please do respect the food token queue,
Joining in between, every time a déjà vu,
Please wait for your turn at the counter,
Alas ! No one to kill on some encounter!
A little courtesy more towards our ladies,
If you have a big heart, even in Mercedes,
Do offer them seats, if you see the, gripe,
Even if you get late, and forget to swipe!
I am not great, just another simple man,
Its simply that I regard you, my own clan,
It’s your choice, but this my angle of view,
Kick me in private; keep it betwixt me & you.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
Thirteenth Floor, Room No 13
The scariest number from zero to infinity,
People consider it much against divinity,
The first among the teens to confuse,
It doesn’t find a place even in tattoos!
So, what does history have for this one?
Why is it still unlucky, even in long run?
But, isn’t it a number to mark a teenager?
Is transformation to teens such a danger?
I did go back to history to check this out,
What is the fear and abstention, all about,
The oldest data goes back to Last Supper,
That Judas Iscariot then turned a scupper.
There is no building thirteen in my office,
Which I came to know only on a pop quiz,
I surely wouldn’t play with your emotion
End up causing some sort of commotion!
The game of rugby has 13 players in all,
One of them will lose, if it isn’t a good call,
The American flag has thirteen stripes,
6 white and 7 red ones, that’s two types!
That’s the number in the baker’s dozen,
That will the number, even for his cousin,
Midnighters Trilogy is again based on this,
Not sure if it is evil or good, or is bliss!
Apollo 13 is the only unsuccessful mission,
That surely is a problem with some ignition,
Rondeau, a variant, is a poem with 13 lines,
There is no F-13 Key, as per initial designs!
I have tried my best to keep this short,
This line number matches to value of quart!
No one every releases a movie on this date,
Clearly no one wants to grip hands with fate!
Colgate University, consider this a good omen,
He was in favour too, Ceaser, and is a Roman!
There is no Number 13, in my entire street,
The Bus has removed this digit from the seat!
Why is it lucky and unlucky in diverse places?
Is it the same case across cases and races?
Every religion has on this, its own belief,
If someone clarifies, am sure, it’d be a relief!
In Mathematics, this number is a prime,
Considering the numbers one at a time,
You’ll need two hands and a leg to count,
Use two legs and a hand again, to recount!
My analog clock, doesn’t go beyond twelve,
Which finds a good place over my shelve,
That was the final movie from Oceans’ 13,
Have seen it 13 times on the movie screen!
Would you consider this a coincidence?
Or sinister but truly not a capital offense,
This so-called poem ends with 13 paragraphs,
Thats’s funny, my pal says, and loudly laughs!
People consider it much against divinity,
The first among the teens to confuse,
It doesn’t find a place even in tattoos!
So, what does history have for this one?
Why is it still unlucky, even in long run?
But, isn’t it a number to mark a teenager?
Is transformation to teens such a danger?
I did go back to history to check this out,
What is the fear and abstention, all about,
The oldest data goes back to Last Supper,
That Judas Iscariot then turned a scupper.
There is no building thirteen in my office,
Which I came to know only on a pop quiz,
I surely wouldn’t play with your emotion
End up causing some sort of commotion!
The game of rugby has 13 players in all,
One of them will lose, if it isn’t a good call,
The American flag has thirteen stripes,
6 white and 7 red ones, that’s two types!
That’s the number in the baker’s dozen,
That will the number, even for his cousin,
Midnighters Trilogy is again based on this,
Not sure if it is evil or good, or is bliss!
Apollo 13 is the only unsuccessful mission,
That surely is a problem with some ignition,
Rondeau, a variant, is a poem with 13 lines,
There is no F-13 Key, as per initial designs!
I have tried my best to keep this short,
This line number matches to value of quart!
No one every releases a movie on this date,
Clearly no one wants to grip hands with fate!
Colgate University, consider this a good omen,
He was in favour too, Ceaser, and is a Roman!
There is no Number 13, in my entire street,
The Bus has removed this digit from the seat!
Why is it lucky and unlucky in diverse places?
Is it the same case across cases and races?
Every religion has on this, its own belief,
If someone clarifies, am sure, it’d be a relief!
In Mathematics, this number is a prime,
Considering the numbers one at a time,
You’ll need two hands and a leg to count,
Use two legs and a hand again, to recount!
My analog clock, doesn’t go beyond twelve,
Which finds a good place over my shelve,
That was the final movie from Oceans’ 13,
Have seen it 13 times on the movie screen!
Would you consider this a coincidence?
Or sinister but truly not a capital offense,
This so-called poem ends with 13 paragraphs,
Thats’s funny, my pal says, and loudly laughs!
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