Chetan Bhagat - Two States

Chetan Bhagat’s book on 2 states,
As usual about money, sex and dates,
That book does try grabbing interest,
Some facts really are hard to digest,

Two characters with no real deeds,
They have their own desires, needs,
Why are all IITians shown to be bad?
It truly is weird, crazy, really so sad,

Krish and Ananya, it revolves around,
Who wait to fight on proving ground,
All our Moms and Dads aren’t for love,
Just glad to hear Namaste, gently bow,

But, why do you despise one from South?
Been long carried by a word of mouth,
Times have changed from idly, chutney,
We have moved so far, beyond Britney!

False feeling for someone from North,
Has stayed, ne’er moved back and forth,
Northies are seen as big money busters,
A real bad fact, that causes big flusters,

I am not chanting on changing your idea,
You can love anyone, Sita, Begum or Maria,
Same applies for ladies, on your partner,
Take your pick, Ram, Abdul, Chris Gartner,

Why don’t girls like guys with moustache?
Like it pricks like cactus, some kind of rash,
Stylish they are, Moustaches and the beard,
Did Ajay Devgan, in Ganga jal, look weird?

Brown or Milky, color does not matter,
Roti or Idli, what matters is the batter,
There is nothing inspiring in this read,
Just buy one, if at all, you really need,

I don’t really bother about ONE country,
Or really try offending any family tree,
Just don’t pick anything you don’t like,
And then complain about a big tax hike,

Don’t have to let go yourself always for love,
Just ‘cause, he or she is your teddy or dove,
Whatever is destined for you, it will come,
I know many will disagree, but for some,

I don’t indict two hearts falling in love,
And forget the one, who is all above,
Bad language cannot be a truly good sign,
Truly, Sex has no affinity after good wine,

Of course, I’m not against using foul words,
I use them at times, more than the nerds,
Somehow this book is a bit anachronous,
I’d have preferred reading in my school bus,

My personal comment on the 2 States,
All that I told her and my best mates,
Punjab is Solid, with no seas around,
Chennai is Liquid, with seas surround,

Gas is all that escapes through my ears,
Really good read, after couple of beers,
South or North, it could happen to you,
Let’s not discuss, between me and you.